Just for a giggle :)

[coff33pot]

DS as some people know is mad on vampires at the moment with halloween coming up and boy is he in the dog house at school for it.

Anyhow I took my 3 children to Maccy Ds last night for a treat and as he ordered a strawberry milk shake. Gets to the table and takes the lid off and asks for two straws.

DS "ooohh nice yummy red blood"
DD "ugh!! DS! its strawberry not blood!"
DS "I cant be a vampire without blood DD" and slurps away.

About to leave and DS hadnt finished his shake so I said he could take it to the car. Gets in the car and he says

"hang on" and sticks the top of his straws one to each vamp tooth (he has lost the middle ones)

I says "DS you cant do that it will hurt your teeth"
DS "its ok mummy they vampire teeth"
I says "its cold and it will hurt your teeth brrrr!"
DS says...........Well thats ok because we are born with Emergency Teeth, you know, if the ones I got fall out, we got emergency ones to grow again."

Didnt have the heart to tell him they are called adult teeth

[EllenJaneisnotmyname]

[Triggles]

Love that!!!

[davidsotherhalf]

i took dd to morrisons on friday she stood looking at magazines...man and woman stood next to dd...woman turned to the man and made a coment about dd said she looks like a beauty queen.....dd turned round to me and said omg u didn't tell me i looked like a man dressed as a woman.......i had to try not to laugh while i explained she got mixed up, she was thinking of a drag queen.

[coff33pot]

Hahahha! I can just imagine the couples face bless her :)