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CostaRicanCod Thu 11-Sep-08 15:42:59

1. hwat time do most children under 5 go to bed

2. how pissed cna a load of perimenopausla owman get?

3. multiple choice what is the most contentious topic ever
*breast vs bottle
*sahm wohm
* suasage rolls and eating

CostaRicanCod Thu 11-Sep-08 15:46:15

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GreenEggsAndSpam Thu 11-Sep-08 15:49:38

Fussy eaters - nature or nurture?
What level ORT book should a (my) reception child be on?
Should you feed other peoples' children fishfingers on playdates?
What IS a playdate?

hth grin

AuraofDora Thu 11-Sep-08 15:51:26

do you cope well during full moon under pressure?

JackieNo Thu 11-Sep-08 15:52:18

Boden - yay or nay?

CostaRicanCod Thu 11-Sep-08 15:52:27

lol

fransmom Thu 11-Sep-08 15:58:32

do you think froot shoots are the devil's fruit juice a healthy drink full of fruit?

grin

JackieNo Thu 11-Sep-08 15:59:04

What is a 'school run dress'?

JudgeNutmeg Thu 11-Sep-08 16:04:47

If a child brings a friend home for tea what is the first thing the hosting parent should do?

1. Check reading log and enter details on your ORT spreadsheet to assess position in class rankings.

2. Present with a choice of oven chips or pasta pesto. Note selection and judge accordingly.

3. Arrange drawing activity and get child to draw 'where we stayed on holiday'. If child draws honey-coloured villa on Cote D'Azur add child to first draft of 'Birthday Party 2009' list.

Twims Thu 11-Sep-08 16:09:13

When's the best time to do maintenance work on the site? grin

dilbertina Thu 11-Sep-08 16:12:17

Will you change anything?
Ever?
Do you have a secret stash of weird smileys?

dilbertina Thu 11-Sep-08 16:13:34

Define the colour purple....and blue. What colour is the sad emoticon?

fransmom Thu 11-Sep-08 16:13:42

<<what is ORT?>>

bundle Thu 11-Sep-08 16:14:19

oxford reading tree?

combustiblemelon Thu 11-Sep-08 16:15:06

The site needs to shut down for essential maintenance at 10PM for half an hour. Do you :
a) Put a quick warning on Site Stuff just before it happens.
b) Issue a brief explanation once the site is back up, if anyone asks- no-one will really care about such a brief interruption.
c) Give a days warning and hide for a few hours after it happens to avoid the wrath of women forced to interact with their DH/Ps.

Kewcumber Thu 11-Sep-08 16:15:19

can you produce a [smug] to the satisfaction of our laydeez?

Kewcumber Thu 11-Sep-08 16:16:05

are you prepared to be responsible for the sudden increased Uk birthrate 9 months after said MN downtime?

combustiblemelon Thu 11-Sep-08 16:17:18

grin

bundle Thu 11-Sep-08 16:18:42

key questions

what's your opinion of:

moving <<shudder>> emoticons
baybee dust

do you prefer mn classic to the newfangled one?

JudgeNutmeg Thu 11-Sep-08 16:19:01

[smug]
[ponce]
[judge]
[arf]
This list could go on. grin Oh and there should deffo be a [gurn] and a [wank].

combustiblemelon Thu 11-Sep-08 16:19:51

How would you go about introducing tickers?

Kewcumber Thu 11-Sep-08 16:21:25

when are you going to change my name back to combustiblelemon? grin

bundle Thu 11-Sep-08 16:22:09

[badhairday]
[hobbsnotprimarkdarling]
[isitorganic]

combustiblemelon Thu 11-Sep-08 16:25:04

Very good point Kewcumber. BigTech said he was going to do it. I'm being patient. Can you feel my patience radiating forth?

fransmom Thu 11-Sep-08 16:25:28

[puke]

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