Quote of the Week nominations needed

[GeraldineMumsnet]

for this week's newsletter. Any priceless gems of mumsnet wit/wisdom you'd like to share? We need suggestions by the end of play tomorrow (wed 27 aug), please.

[Saturn74]

am thinking eels or oddly shaped knitwear.
will rummage for links.

[cyteen]

It's got to be something from the smoking eels collection.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[FluffyMummy123]

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[cocolepew]

The title for the knitting one. 'I've been knitting. Does anyone have a child with a tiny head but really long arms?' Something like that.

[ilovemydog]

[WhereTheWildThingsWere]

I second iCod

I told him I'm on MN because you're smoking eels mate.

Purleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

[Saturn74]

that's the one, coco.
just pips the eels to the post, I think.

[WilfSell]

Oh god no: it has to be...

"the Midgets are coming! and they're going to eat us!"

[Dreyfus]

The one that made me laugh out loud was in the How Often do you Masturbate topic (Dadsnet) and came from ZippiTippitoes - it has everything.

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"so all this crud lands in me does it if not masturbated out

makes mental note to either move near enough to bf to see him at least once a week or make sure to wind him up enough by remote means for him to have a good clear out "

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I think it's the last three words that makes it so so special.

[CatherineMumsnet]

Thanks for all these, any links?

[MamaG]

thread

by sheikyerbouti

"My botty is one way thank you very much"

made me snort but i know you won't use it

[IAteDavinaForDinner]

Boco here

"my mum insisted we talk about it all and that she buy me a becoming woman gift, which I still remember was a small enamel pig brooch, which I couldn't wear because it was like, a badge of periodness and everyone would see and just know, even though it wasn't a pig bleeding or holding sanpro or anything"

Badge of periodness made me weep.

[Saturn74]

Mehgalegs here

[Gingerbear]

Anyone any experience with aubergines for babies?
here

[Gingerbear]

too late. Dunno why I found it funny though.

[WilfSell]

Can I please do an advanced nomination for this excellent one from Snice please...?

By snice on Mon 08-Sep-08 23:33:33

Apparently they might accidently make a black hole which would be a bad thing -so hold off on all your nametags till Thursday unless you really have nothing else to do.

[WilfSell]

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