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Quote of the Week nominations needed

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GeraldineMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 26-Aug-08 17:57:52

for this week's newsletter. Any priceless gems of mumsnet wit/wisdom you'd like to share? We need suggestions by the end of play tomorrow (wed 27 aug), please.

Saturn74 Tue 26-Aug-08 18:08:08

am thinking eels or oddly shaped knitwear.
will rummage for links.

cyteen Tue 26-Aug-08 18:11:33

It's got to be something from the smoking eels collection.

FluffyMummy123 Tue 26-Aug-08 18:12:47

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FluffyMummy123 Tue 26-Aug-08 18:13:18

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cocolepew Tue 26-Aug-08 18:14:17

The title for the knitting one. 'I've been knitting. Does anyone have a child with a tiny head but really long arms?' Something like that.

ilovemydog Tue 26-Aug-08 18:14:19


I second iCod

I told him I'm on MN because you're smoking eels mate.


Saturn74 Tue 26-Aug-08 18:18:22

that's the one, coco.
just pips the eels to the post, I think.

WilfSell Tue 26-Aug-08 18:20:25

Oh god no: it has to be...

"the Midgets are coming! and they're going to eat us!"

Dreyfus Tue 26-Aug-08 18:32:06

The one that made me laugh out loud was in the How Often do you Masturbate topic (Dadsnet) and came from ZippiTippitoes - it has everything.


"so all this crud lands in me does it if not masturbated out

makes mental note to either move near enough to bf to see him at least once a week or make sure to wind him up enough by remote means for him to have a good clear out "


I think it's the last three words that makes it so so special.

CatherineMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 27-Aug-08 10:46:34

Thanks for all these, any links? grin

MamaG Wed 27-Aug-08 10:48:13


by sheikyerbouti

"My botty is one way thank you very much"

made me snort but i know you won't use it grin

IAteDavinaForDinner Wed 27-Aug-08 10:54:05

Boco here

"my mum insisted we talk about it all and that she buy me a becoming woman gift, which I still remember was a small enamel pig brooch, which I couldn't wear because it was like, a badge of periodness and everyone would see and just know, even though it wasn't a pig bleeding or holding sanpro or anything"

Badge of periodness made me weep.

Saturn74 Wed 27-Aug-08 12:49:05

Mehgalegs here


Gingerbear Thu 28-Aug-08 14:13:02

Anyone any experience with aubergines for babies?

Gingerbear Thu 28-Aug-08 14:13:58

too late. Dunno why I found it funny though.

WilfSell Mon 08-Sep-08 23:36:26

Can I please do an advanced nomination for this excellent one from Snice please...?

By snice on Mon 08-Sep-08 23:33:33

Apparently they might accidently make a black hole which would be a bad thing -so hold off on all your nametags till Thursday unless you really have nothing else to do.

WilfSell Mon 08-Sep-08 23:37:17

on this thread

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