Young pert lady in white bikini is making my PC look V dodgy to colleagues strolling past

[Tigana]

How am I supposed to pretend the screen is some valid, NHS-related site when she is there flexing her spine?!?!?!

[AbbyMumsnet]

I have no idea.

[HappyDaddy]

Perv.

[Tigana]

I will have to try muttering "hmm chiropractor services...?" to myself and see if that works!

[AbbyMumsnet]

I suppose the alternative of working, instead of Mumsnetting, is just too awful to contemplate?