Help I can't MN!!

[MerryCouthyMows]

WTF with all the Spam posts about god knows what? I have an awake toddler, only an iPhone for company, and some bastard has buggered up Active on the App!

Find the red button, PLEASE. I will share my gin with you...

[JulieMumsnet]

Everything OK now, Merry?

[dothraki]

Ha - you used the magic words toget hq's attention share gin

[HelenMumsnet]

Should all be sorted now. Sorry you had to toddler-tame alone, MerryCouthyMows...