colourful conversations on msn

[cakeandeatittoo]

ive been seperated for 18 months or so. im happy with that and not looking for a relationship, but am getting a bit bored of scratching certain itches all on my own iyswim!

so recently ive been chatting online using msn and am developing a taste for what i shall call colourful conversation. i find it quite a thrill, sort of like reading erotic literature but rather more involving. only trouble is that firstly im not very good at it and secondly i dont think either of the two guys ive tried it with are very good either! they get me going but they go off the boil really quick and dont seem to care whether i enjoy myself or not. where can i find a more skilled converationalist and any tips on how to get the best from it?

[FenellaFudge]

Surprised this is in Relationships. Perhaps it would be better suited to Pedants Corner?

[TwoHot]

Have you tried Erotica or does it have to be live?

[poshwellies]

Don't you just have to say 'hmmmmm' and 'oooh yes' alot?

[Frasersmum123]

Are you serious

[cakeandeatittoo]

yes ive tried reading erotica but i like the interaction of talking to a man and i like hearing of someone having lusty thoughts for me. i was thinking as with all things some people are probably better at it than other ones and wondered about that.

am not sure why you would think im not serious but whatever.

[poshwellies]

Nothing wrong with liking sexual chat.OP is single,so she's not harming anyone and enjoying herself.

If I were you I would google some adult chat sites and practise practise practise.

[SerendipitousHarlot]

Yeah, read some dirty books.

Add various men to MSN, and try them out, if they're no good, block 'em

Ahhh the halcyon days of the msn chatrooms...sighs

[cakeandeatittoo]

oo im so fed up. i took some advice from this thread and decided to go for it and the same thing happened again. i guess i am looking in the wrong places and now i just feel stupid and frustrated and people must thing i am sad.

[cakeandeatittoo]

serendipitousharlot thats the last time i follow your advice

[FenellaFudge]

Are you seriously expecting some kind of respectful, mutually satisfying experience with some loser you've never met typing shitty sex talk at you?

If you're not getting anything out of it then perhaps this just isn't for you? I cant actually imagine who it would be for tbh.

Whoever you are "speaking" to is , presumably, just there to have a wank - why would you think someone like that was interseted in your pleasure?

I just dont get it.

[imaynotbeperfectbutimokmummy]

ive done this in the past, and enjoyed it. I am not single, my partner was aware of it and didnt mind. The novelty soon wore off though.

I guess in real life, you have to find someone you click with, thats the same as when you are online.

I think it can help if you can chat about general stuff too.

But yes, its just wank fodder, certainly was for me at least.

Saying that, i have developed a pretty long term "friendship" with a guy who I have now been speaking to for nearly five years no. But the friendship is actually totally platonic and we don't do "that sort of thing" any more. He was by far the "best" i have ever had.

OP - are you checking out peoples profiles first? IF they are posting just for sex stuff, to be honest, they are probbly crap.

[knockedgymnast]

"...they get me going but they go off the boil really quick and dont seem to care whether i enjoy myself or not..."

Same could be said for RL too!!

[AnyFucker]

bloody hell, gymnast, have just cottoned on

is this virtual premature ejaculation then?

same as "wham, bam, thank you ma'am", but online ?

how unspeakably sad

< folds arms in middle-aged, judgemental manner >

[knockedgymnast]

"is this virtual premature ejaculation then?"

PMSL @ Anyfucker

[AnyFucker]

< boggles >

[knockedgymnast]

I know!!

Could you not 'engage' in conversation with cyberman 1 and then when cyberman 1 has gone 'off the boil', you could finish where you left off with cyberman 2 and still get ya jollies