1930s husband rating chart

[WhatALoadOfOldBollocks]

Just stumbled upon this on Facebook and think it's pretty good. Just as relevant today as when it was written?

[AuntieDiluvial]

Oh dear, apparently mine's very poor, borderline failure. Fortunately I disagree

[allegretto]

The scores don't make sense. You can't score well without going on multiple dates a week!

[bathandpjs]

Even if you went on a date every day the max score is 62

As it happens DH is very poor

[bathandpjs]

I’d love to see the wife rating chart.

“Deduct 5 points for each minute you have to wait for dinner on returning home for work”

[Notreallyarsed]

Oh dear, despite only having 2 demerit points DP is apparently “poor”. I should add that his demerits are snoring and his bloody shoes!

[MayFayner]

Is there meant to be another page (maybe the wife's chart?) to add to it, as it isn't enough as it stands.

[Blogwoman]

Yes yes we need to see the wife one! DH is 'very poor' but I think that's very harsh! Perhaps we should devise or own, fit for 2017. What would we put in it?

[bathandpjs]

-5 if the whatsapp tick is blue for more than 5 minutes

[Barbaro]

My boyfriend is poor apparently despite the fact he does everything in the merit column. Don't think it's possible to have anything above poor haha.

[user1480334601]

Found the wife one

[Notreallyarsed]

Oh dear I’m even worse than DP

[Littlegreyauditor]

How the hell is “reads books and papers aloud to wife” a positive? It would drive me to murderous thoughts far quicker than any amount of belching and misplaced shoes.

[vwlphb]

Given that the maximum score a husband could acquire before demerits is around 50 (assuming four dates every week), I can't see how anyone would manage to reach the "Very Superior" category.

[AndNoneForGretchenWieners]

I would kill DH if he started reading aloud to me. I am apparently a terrible wife, according to that chart, but as he is equally terrible we are made for each other!

[Littlegreyauditor]

Oh dear me, I’ve scored a mighty 5 for myself due to several de-merits. Ah well.

[Whisky2014]

There must be a lot more questions missing

[Whisky2014]

Found it www.flickr.com/photos/tiabla/sets/72157605047200616/

[MayFayner]

"Not a sissy"

[GlacindaTheTroll]

"Ensures wife has orgasm in marital congress +20"

The highest rated plus point

[RickOShay]

isn’t warming up your cold feet on your husband one of their major plus points?

[dickiedavisthunderthighs]

Sorry to be a misery but this looks fake. Date night? I’m pretty sure that was invented last year.

[Whisky2014]

My partner scored superior and I scored poor ffs

[Njordsgrrrl]

Christ I thought the guys one was extremely harsh and then I saw the wife one. Dressing for breakfast? Obviously, I 'do' wear clothes but I suspect that's not what they mean. Unstraight stocking seams perhaps. Straight seams or no, DP would never get to work and consequently gain five demerit points for being unindustrious!

[LineysRum]

It's fakery

[SantasLittleMonkeyButler]

It’s nice to see something from years ago that acknowledges men were capable of doing wrong .

Everything I’ve ever seen before has been along the lines of berating women for not having freshly applied lipstick when their husband comes home etc., etc.