what to do with myself (light hearted)

[Feelingsolow12345]

DP has gone out for our ex work colleagues birthday. I was invited but, as I hardly talk to them I felt like my DP would be babysitting me, I didn't want to leave my ds with his nan or great nan as disturb his routine. so here I am, ds in bed, DP out getting drunk, I don't know what to do with myself. I have a curry and a bottle of cider but that rounds up my night.

any ideas what I can do. or if your partners are out what will you be doing?

[pocketsaviour]

Watching American Horror Story season 5, cruising Mumsnet, grooming my lady garden, playing Facebook games and masturbating. (Not necessarily in that order.)

[TheWeeBabySeamus1]

I came on to make some suggestions but there's no way I can beat pocketsaviours.

[Feelingsolow12345]

erm...well...never expected that...xD

I decided to watch Paul blart mall cop but after watching that I think your suggestions pocket are a lot better