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Christmas present ideas

(8 Posts)
Bubblebath01 Mon 23-Nov-15 23:33:26

DP fucked off 5 months ago, 27 years together, him 52, her 21. Cliché I know. Me broken heart. Struggling financially, emotionally, with children (18 and 16) son has had to give sixth form with stress
Me struggling uni course nursing. Wonderful parents taking us to Orlando for Christmas. DP now insisting on taking little girl on long planned weekend with children to nan's. DD refuses to go. DS reluctant, I have offered to take my offspring to avoid them spending time with her. Him throwing hiss fit, I imagine he can't get a babysitter
Anyhow, what to get a narcissistic fuckwit ad Christmas present?

Ohfourfoxache Mon 23-Nov-15 23:40:14

A spring planter filled with narcissi bulbs.......

janaus Tue 24-Nov-15 01:01:01

There is a whole page, ... or pages ... google Mumsnet Christmas,
they would have plenty of ideas, lol, good luck

Walkacrossthesand Tue 24-Nov-15 01:10:40

At 16 & 18, he can't insist the DCs go anywhere or do anything with him - he'd be better off focusing on how to make them want to do stuff with him... You are surely asking for outrageous MN fantasy gift suggestions, not seriously getting him a present?!

goddessofsmallthings Tue 24-Nov-15 03:54:55

If the dc are 18 and 16, who does he need a babysitter for? His current squeeze?

For Christmas I suggest you sign him up to one or all of the catalogue companies that offer cures for baldness, incontinence pads/pants, trusses, walking aids, funeral plans, etc for men as he's not long off needing their services. smile

If you're married to the fucker cradle snatcher I suggest you present him with a petition for divorce by way of a New Year's gift that will enable you to start 2016 as you mean to go on - living happily without him.

Joysmum Tue 24-Nov-15 07:47:20

In confused, why are you looking at Christmas present ideas for him? confused

Bubblebath01 Tue 24-Nov-15 22:58:29

Tongue in cheek, saga subscription great idea

kittybiscuits Tue 24-Nov-15 23:03:05

'Not quite a paedophile' t-shirt? No seriously, divorce petition is the way to go.

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