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Does anyone remember that hilarious dating / male escort thread?

(13 Posts)
britneyspearscatsuit Mon 27-Jul-15 14:37:50

I can't find it anymore...it was the one where we started of chatting about rubbish internet dates and someone had a story about a man who slipped in anal sex as one of his preferences on his profile and then we went off on a tangent laughing about the men on gentlemen4hire? Have used the search function but can't seem to find it!

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks Mon 27-Jul-15 17:39:01

I know the one you mean, it was very funny wasn't it. Can't find it though sad

velouria Mon 27-Jul-15 17:41:26

I remember that, was funny. Also naked caravan painting dude grin

britneyspearscatsuit Mon 27-Jul-15 17:57:48

Yes I know it was brilliant and wanted a friend to read it after she's had a funny experience dating an idiot. Wonder why I can't find it! Was so funny I still laugh thinking about it. The male escorts who did close up magic. hmm

justanaveragegirl Mon 27-Jul-15 18:01:36

I didn't see it but I wish I had by sound of it grin could do with a chuckle !

pocketsaviour Mon 27-Jul-15 18:30:15

This one?

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks Mon 27-Jul-15 21:13:10

Yay Pocketsaviour, that's the one! grinstar

OooMatron Mon 27-Jul-15 22:13:19

Thats the one. While I was looking - I found a workmate on there...

knackered69 Mon 27-Jul-15 22:19:04

I remember Dale from Bradford and the travelodge shenanigans...

britneyspearscatsuit Mon 27-Jul-15 23:03:59

oh yes brilliant, thanks pocket savior!!!!

britneyspearscatsuit Mon 27-Jul-15 23:15:23

I was just going to send to a friend but had to read parts of it again and it's just as funny the second time round!

Destinysdaughter Mon 27-Jul-15 23:17:26

That is in the top ten of funniest threads ever! ( Bit scary how many deluded men there are out there though...)

cocobean2805 Thu 30-Jul-15 05:41:33

I've just read that thread, I've been crying laughing! Had to show DH, he thought they were joke escort pages, when I told him they were real, he looked crushed, like mankind had let him down.

On a side note, I once got a screenshot from a friend who'd found my ex on a male escort website, ex looked like the love child of Kermit and Gollum. Can't remember the going rate! He was also on every dating website going, I was on pof briefly, he sent me a message saying "you look like my ex, only much fitter". shock grin

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