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Other women

(37 Posts)
sarahhot636 Tue 07-Jul-15 11:40:14

Is it just me or do most women fancy other women ?

DreamingOfADifferentMe Tue 07-Jul-15 11:41:35

Ummmm, no.

AnyFucker Tue 07-Jul-15 11:41:39

welcome to mumsnet "sarah"

strawberryshoes Tue 07-Jul-15 11:42:54

just you "Sarah"

BathtimeFunkster Tue 07-Jul-15 11:42:57

Obviously we all prefer men and their massive throbbing cocks.

But sometimes at a slumber party...

pinkyredrose Tue 07-Jul-15 11:44:05

Are you a man?

Notasinglefuckwasgiven Tue 07-Jul-15 11:44:27

6 foot 3 inch " Sarah " has a big throbbing cock I'd wager....

BathtimeFunkster Tue 07-Jul-15 11:49:09

Or maybe a little one that is familiar with the death grip.

notthestereotype Tue 07-Jul-15 11:49:19

WTF?! How is this a thread? Straight women don't. Gay/bi/curious women do. End of. Sorry to disappoint OP, if as already suggested, you are in fact a man.

notthestereotype Tue 07-Jul-15 11:50:40

Haha just noticed your full name!! grin

AnyFucker Tue 07-Jul-15 11:51:03

sometimes at a slumber party when I am having pillow fights with my girlfriends and their nighties ride up I get a bit of a stirring down below

is thst what you meant ?

penguinsaresmall Tue 07-Jul-15 11:55:22

What can I make for tea tonight out of courgettes? I have a glut in the garden and am running out of ideas smile

TheFormidableMrsC Tue 07-Jul-15 11:57:12

Ooh, that was a goady thread title. I'll step away while the OP continues his lesbian fantasies that we'd all shag our mates given half the chance hmm

Fallout4 Tue 07-Jul-15 12:34:59

I love courgettes but I'm rubbish at cooking so I can't help you penguin grin

BathtimeFunkster Tue 07-Jul-15 13:02:28

I love courgettes but I'm rubbish at cooking

Don't worry, courgettes aren't for cooking with, they're for shoving up your friends' fanjos after your pillow fight.

LazyLouLou Tue 07-Jul-15 13:19:14

Nope, sorry Bathtime... that was a bit too quick.

I was still in Grease, singing Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, as prompted by AFs post... I need a bit more nightie billowing before I can get to basting courgettes.

tubbytimmy Tue 07-Jul-15 13:20:48

Only ones named Sarah wink

BathtimeFunkster Tue 07-Jul-15 13:34:22

Jeez, Lazy, what is it with you broads taking so long to get your basting juices flowing?

Iliveinalighthousewith2friendl Tue 07-Jul-15 13:40:49

When I was a teenager not very attractive and very self conscious of how l looked.
Every women I saw seemed to be gorgeous. But that was probably just my inferiority and extreme jealousy.
Now thankfully I hAve blossomed and morphed to being completely unrecognisable. In looks and personality. So those feelings have now completely diminished,
But other than that. I am very much a mans' lady

Orrla Tue 07-Jul-15 13:58:03

Oh. Is it school holidays already?

loveareadingthanks Tue 07-Jul-15 14:28:57

I fancy our women's footie team to do better in the next world cup and might bung a bet on next time.

LurcioAgain Tue 07-Jul-15 14:51:03

(Channels inner Queen Victoria) I'm not sure I understand the point you're trying to make, OP?

AnyFucker Tue 07-Jul-15 14:56:27

how unlike the home life of our own dear Queen

mommyof23kids Tue 07-Jul-15 15:00:42

Everyone is being so rude. Poor Sarah wants to know the truth. The truth is I've snogged all of my female friends and once or twice a year we get carried away watching female porn together and reenact what we're watching.
All women do this, but it's a little secret we keep from men.

VanillaTwirl Tue 07-Jul-15 15:01:11

It's usually the changing rooms that do it for me - y'know, when we all start playfully flicking each other with towels and stuff…

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