Is this the most bizarre house ever?

[IShouldBeSoLurky]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37247868.html

How do they live there? There are only two normal rooms! The un-kitchen. The room with a bath in it. Bonkers.

[firesidechat]

It has a certain style and not really my taste, although I like some of their things, but not the most bizarre by a long way. I'm sure someone will be along soon with some really out there examples that make this one look very normal.

[TanteRose]

What is an un-kitchen??

[firesidechat]

Ok the hall is a little odd in places - lots of vintage mirrors, but I assume they like vintage mirrors (so do I). The thing on top of the newel post is a little odd.

[QforCucumber]

£625k

[IShouldBeSoLurky]

I suppose the photos aren't doing it any favours. It just seems like a really, really odd use of space to me.

Tante-rose - un-kitchen = thing that purports to be a kitchen, but in which one couldn't actually cook a meal as it's so tiny and shit. Loads of new-builds have them. Sorry, DP and I call them that, I assumed everyone would know what it meant!

[SoupDragon]

It's a little odd to have a bath in a bedroom but apart from that, I'm not really seeing anything else weird.

[firesidechat]

They really should have extended the bathroom and put the bath in there and they obviously don't cook much.

[howtorebuild]

They have a small kitchen, a small bathroom and tiny 3rd bedroom. They made the best they could, they had no room in the bathroom for a bath so put it in a bedroom, yes unusual you can understand why.

[wowfudge]

Apart from having a bath in the master bedroom, I think it's quite nice. The most bizarre house was that creepy flat in Brighton crammed with lots of cream and white crap and a weird doll. Remember that?!

[lordStrange]

ditto £625

[TooMuchRain]

It looks like it belongs to a single person who never cooks and likes baths more than bedrooms so is a poor use of space for a family, but not the most bizarre by a long shot

[IShouldBeSoLurky]

Oh, and where is their fridge? Where is their washing machine? I think it's really weird.

[IShouldBeSoLurky]

wowfudge - yes, I remember that one. Special.

[ChipInTheSugar]

Oh - my fingers are itching to de-clutter and 'dress' the house for photos/viewings. That would be my dream job ignores state of own house

[TanteRose]

My kitchen is about that size and DH and I cook loads!

[howtorebuild]

The washing machine must be integrated. They must cook on the wood burning stove.

[TheOriginalWinkly]

The price is shocking, my aunt left that area about 8 years ago, she sold an absolutely magnificent victorian 4 bed with a massive kitchen diner and beautiful garden for around 250k

[duchesse]

Appliances are probably behind doors in the kitchen area. The furniture isn't laid out in a way that does the kitchen/diner any favours but it looks like a pretty standard house to me, with maybe some really crap photos on that site. And also massively overpriced.

[duchesse]

You can see the hob in photo 7 on that RM page! I guess that's where they cook. My guess is that there's more to the kitchen on the right hand side of the bit that extends into the garden.

[howtorebuild]

Maybe the move is under the stairs, see floor plan. I thought hobs should have space either side.

[howtorebuild]

*oven

[mumblechum1]

It looks really cold and uncomfortable to me but not the weirdest house I've ever seen.

Can't bear the whole white walls/naff cheapo Ikea look myself

[INeedNewShoes]

It looks like there are more kitchen units behind that little dividing wall thingy.

I still agree that it's weird though. I would have given over far more of that kitchen/diner to the kitchen!