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Shamu needs a shave

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JonSnowsWhore · 15/02/2017 22:04

I just can't do it anymore! I'm 23 weeks so not even anywhere near as big as I'm going to get, but I swear I'm actually wedged in the bath when I have one & just can't shave 'down there'

Tonight I was stood up, sat on the side of the bath, laid down with a leg up the wall, I've decided the only way is to hire out the local swimming pool so I can freely stretch out & get everywhere I need to get.

Can sell tickets to the poor unsuspecting public to cover the cost of hiring the pool 'shamu needs a shave'

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ageingrunner · 15/02/2017 22:19

Have a break from shaving

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iamapixiebutnotaniceone · 15/02/2017 22:21

That actually made me LOL I'm finding myself in exactly the same predicament at about 25 weeks. I have no solution to offer!

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GeillisTheWitch · 15/02/2017 22:23

Isn't Shamu a whale?

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JonSnowsWhore · 15/02/2017 22:25

Yes, shamu is a whale, this sums up how I'm feeling perfectly!

I am having breaks I hadn't done it for a good few weeks I swear it was growing down to my knees 😂

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Ilovetorrentialrain · 15/02/2017 22:28

Oh no! Erm. Thinking... Is a salon wax a possibility?

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JonSnowsWhore · 15/02/2017 22:35

I suppose if it was that important to me then I would go for a wax but I am just a massive wuss with pain.
Like I know I'm going to have a baby soon but I'm one of those thats asking for the epidural before they've even got me on the labour ward!
I can jut imagine having to go into labour with one bald strip where I've walked out & refused to have the rest done

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Fairy45 · 16/02/2017 08:02

In shower veet?

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JonSnowsWhore · 16/02/2017 08:59

Not sure if youre supposed to use it there fairy but yes I will actually try it if it gets too bad, if I can even reach down there to do that haha

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Fairy45 · 16/02/2017 09:13

Im sure you can bikini veet haha i remember the struggle with my first! Shaving my legs when baby was like 2 daya old was the best feeling in the world! Haha

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preciouspig · 16/02/2017 09:14

I got my OH to do it

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JonSnowsWhore · 16/02/2017 09:40

Pig it's funny how I can be comfortable enough with someone to do grown up things like have sex & have a baby with them, but the thought of shoving a hairy foof in his face to shave for me fills me with horror 😂