He snores all the feckin time He breathes heavy when awake He eats noisily He has to be made to do house work He farts all the time He poohs 3 times a day and leaves a stink He throws his socks and undies on the floor ARGHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRRRRRRRR
I can totally relate op. My dp farts smell so bad in the night it wakes me up. He snores like a pig from hell. He takes his socks off in bed and leaves them in there!! He glugs all cold drinks down in one and goes 'ahh' EVERYTIME like his just walked through the feckin desert or something. I'm nearly eight months pg and all my anger is directed at him. And deservedly so I'd say!!
Ps lol at imavinoops at being grossed out my cuddle attempts!! This is my third and I'm the same every time I'm pregnant - must be a sub conscious form of "er dont think you're coming near me ever again if this is how i end up" contraception! Ha ha!
Haha! Love this post, I'm so glad I wasn't alone! Could barely be bothered to speak to OH especially in the first trimester, he couldn't do anything right. 3 weeks left to go now so fear it may start heading that way again..
This makes me feel better at fighting off the cuddles dp keeps trying to give me. I love him to bits but he is annoying me sooo much. And keeps suggesting we go out for dinner when he knows I can hardly stomach crackers with this morning sickness?!
Here not gone off cuddles, but he SNORES before I can fall asleep, when he turns over, he makes the bed go too much up and down, he wants a poo shortly before I need to throw up in the same toilet bowl (uhm, no), farts loudly AND he ate all the sandwich ham for lunch! I had a good go at him... until he pointed out that I 'scoffed all the salami yesterday, knowing full well the shops were closed on a Sunday.' Two packets worth... Then I burst into tears... lol
No really, he's done all the housework he can while I've been lying on the sofa for about 3 months with sickness or an iffy stomach, so really I can't complain. And at the moment he's making fried potatoes and steak because I vetoed the pasta & tomato sauce with it because I had it yesterday... Really, I don't deserve him.
Is it early pregnancy op? I was like this until the end of the first trimester. I thought he smelt weird, and kept washing his pillow cases obsessively! He seemed so annoying. Now I'm later in pregnancy I am more affectionate than I have ever been with him!
Reading this has made me feel better, I'm in my first trimester and first pregnancy. My partner made such a bad smell a couple of nights ago I got angry as it made me feel sick, he went into fits of laughter and I cried and ordered him out the room....he didn't go and tried to cuddle me and I threw a tantrum like a three year old! I did calm down, he found it hilarious, I hate him so much :P