I think I've just found the best thing to induce labour

[usernoidea]

BUILDING FLAT FUCKING PACKED IKEA UNITS!
it's not actually induced labour but I know what to use in a few weeks if I've not started
Given up in a teary, sweaty, sweaty foul mood.
Stay away from them if you're remotely hormonal or uncomfy with a baby resting on your bladder or trying to pull open your ribs

[DesignedForLife]

Haha... Sounds like a good way to end up in a tearful mess to me!

My Gran swears that rolling cheese put her into labour. The proper big rounds of cheddar that is, she used to make cheese, and rolled and lifted loads on the day she went into labour with my mum.