beach holiday at 27 weeks. how to avoid harpooning?

[zoomtothespoon]

Thus far, I have concluded that I must avoid all blue and black and white swim suits although- we are taking a 7 year old and a 16 month old I'll probably be begging for the whalers to come get me at some point.

We're going on a family holiday to Ibiza at the end of August. We will be in the north so I can avoid crying on the beach with ice cream stuck around my face next to all the skinny minis in San Antonio.

Am I insane? Does anyone have any coping tips? I'm rather short so tend to become a rather round angry object during pregnancy

[CityMole]

It will still be quite hot, so I would focus on making sure you have lots of light and floaty clothes to keep cool in, high SPF and a wide brimmed hat to keep the sun off your head and shoulders. Drink plenty of water, and don't do any strenuous walking/running about after the dcs in the midday sun. You'll have a lovely time!