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Random crazy pregnancy dreams!

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RedPony · 02/05/2014 00:02

I have just remembered the dream I had last night which was really wierd! I dreamt that I had two uterus's and the front one had baby in as normal but the back one had a chicken in it Hmm My midwife told me that they needed to take the chicken out before baby was born and I would be able to sell it for £250 after. I could also feel the chicken moving around loads (baby was obviously having one of his mad 5 mins without waking me up for once lol)
Has anyone else had really wierd dreams like this? thought I would share as DP thought it was hilarious when I told him about it Grin

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DaffodilsandTruffles · 02/05/2014 00:14

It's one of these things no one mentions until you're pregnant and then everyone says, 'oh yes, weird dreams are normal!' Who knew!?

I had some creepy/scarey/ upsetting dreams.

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beanful · 02/05/2014 00:16

I had a dream about giving birth to a kitten which I was then very overprotective of! I must have 3-4 v weird but realistic dreams a night. I occasionally remember them to relay to a bemused DH, hoping they'll ease off after birth!

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frankiebuns · 02/05/2014 08:09

Only this morning I remember mine fromast night, most random lol also had sum upsetting ones to one even made me cry in my sleep! Last night I was late for my wedding so the whole congregation go on the train and I got married on the train

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Dazedconfused · 02/05/2014 08:28

Get the so often now I have started thinking it is normal. last night I dreamt a silver tooth fell out and I wondered how much I could get for it. I don't have silver teeth...!
before I got married I had loads wierd dreams about the wedding (and was even pregnant ) think it is a stress thing but I imagine they would be even weirder dreams if was pregnant. (in one I was at the wedding and hadn't written place cards so was writing them as people came in)

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Dazedconfused · 02/05/2014 08:30

dam I need a new phone!!
*weird not wierd
*wasn't pregnant not was

sure there are others the space bar does not seem to work

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alita7 · 02/05/2014 08:55

yep when I was first pregnant I dreamt my vagina and surrounding area 'shed' itself into the toilet and a new one was growing underneath which was kinda sore and red. I pulled it out of the loo and it was stuck on the back of a doll.... This was all in the house my gran parents lived in 10 years ago, and my dp was In the spare bedroom and I went to see him and he'd turned into ththis punky biker chick...

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LBNM19 · 02/05/2014 10:15

I have really vivid dreams they are driving me mad sometimes strange or just scary.

I'm 15 weeks pregnant I'd say for past few weeks xx

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squizita · 02/05/2014 11:37

I had a dream I gave birth to a tiny little person, not a baby, she was like a 10 year old but the size of a doll. No one knew what she ate etc'. She would turn into a doll sometimes and I'd be scared she'd died but then she would wake up.

Weird.

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Boogles91 · 03/05/2014 00:41

I was dreaming of a walking talking turkey the other night, and woke up half n half(apperently) trying to say the word turkey....hubby was pissing himself and that woke me up....wich is a bad idea as i hate being woke up -.-

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ithoughtofitfirst · 03/05/2014 09:13

The crazy dreams are the best bit about pregnancy imo! Unless they're upsetting of course. If I gave birth to a chicken though I'd want to keep it OP... when I was little I picked up a chicken and it let me hug it for a few seconds and I've been obsessed with them ever since. True story.

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squizita · 03/05/2014 10:36

Ugh just had a horrible one. Just a very realistic dream of going to the loo in the night and there was loads of blood. Had no bump. :( Woke up and realised I was in bed not the loo, with a bump, much further along than in the dream.

Horrid though. Stupid hormones.

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hubbahubster · 03/05/2014 19:15

I recently dreamt that my ex was snogging a naked, heavily tattooed German man. I have no idea where that came from...

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Alice1983 · 03/05/2014 20:42

I dreamt that my boyfriend was a vampire and there were at least 10 different doors to get into his house and he had lots of mirrors at home, like hundreds and lots of stairs Grin

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morerummorefun · 03/05/2014 20:58

I had a dream that I was having an affair with my friends uncle who was peter capaldi (the new dr who) and he had a white rangerover instead of a tardis. when we were doing the business so to speak he would thrust to the tune of frer a jacques appologies for the spelling!!!!

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ithoughtofitfirst · 03/05/2014 21:20

morerum I am CRYING at that!!!

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Honeybear30 · 04/05/2014 16:42

The dreams are so weird! Last night I dreamt I was breast feeding and the milk was just squirting out and going to waste, in my panic I was screaming 'GET A BOWL, GET A BOWL!!'.

Actually mental.

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arwen1506 · 04/05/2014 19:56

I had a dream about the park opposite where I get my antenatal tests done, that I had got a job there picking up dog poo for E25 a day, I worked all day and they gave me less E3 in change. I was so peed off.

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