Today's clanger

[DearTeddyRobinson]

I see a lot of annoying phrases at work, the usual 'going forward ', diarise, etc. I also see a lot of Chester draws and so on, on Facebook selling sites. I try to let them wash over me to preserve my pedantic sanity.
Nonetheless I am happy to share a new and awful clanger with you today - ladies and gentlemen, I give you...by enlarge!

[iklboo]

[MirandaGoshawk]

Ha ha

[Guineapigbridge]

[magimedi]

I had to look at that twice & say it out loud to get it!!

[magimedi]

Sorry - have just seen this is a Zombie thread.