Because it's dessert.
It's not effing desert.
A desert fork is a folding thing you take from your rucksack when camping in the Kalahari.
You're eating your fruit salad with a fucking dessert spoon.
Oh, bugger them, I'm going for a shower.
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TotalConfucius · 02/01/2016 09:22
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