Dd1's take on proper names for genitals!!

[Moomin]

Dd1 (just over 7) and I were watching Tv last night and she started saying how many names there were amongst her friends for boys' privates. She said "I call them willy wonkas at the moment."
So I said "Do you want to know the real name for a willy wonka? It's called a penis"
"Oh" says dd1, looking slightly confused "I thought it was Johnny Depp."

pmsl

[BetteNoire]

[Dragonbutter]

[meandmyjoe]

lol.

[juicyjolly]

So does that mean she thinks Johnny Depp is a penis?

[Moomin]

If it was Tom Cruise she might actually have a point...

Still been chuckling to myself about this for last 2 days. Even dd1 keeps looking at me and saying "Johnny Depp!" and going

[juicyjolly]

Or George Bush!!