Pubic hair threads

[Caligula]

There's a lot of them about.

Are they all hoaxes?

[sweetmonkey]

yes every single one of them

[QueenOfQuotes]

PSML

[GhostofNatt]

And they keep popping up near the creme fraiche thread ina disturbing way

[Caligula]

I know - I think it was the creme fraiche thread that finished it for me!

[purpleturtle]

I've been very entertained by them, though

[Caligula]

Oh yuk lockets!

But if Mumsnet's anything to go by (and it's not a hoax) you'd do a roaring trade!

[GhostofNatt]

i don't think i'll ever eat creme fraiche again, caligula

[happymerryberries]

Personaly I am planning to have mine trimed into the shape of 'The Victory' in memory of Nelson, gawd bless him!

[Caligula]

Now some of you are doing hoax posts. I'm going to speak to Cook about it!

[happymerryberries]

Sobernow!

That will make them jump to it!!!

[flobbleflobble]

We apparently need to start a new topic category

[lunachic]

as long as no-one puts a photo up on profiles its ok

[lunachic]

speechless

[giraffeski]

Message withdrawn

[HappyHuggy]

PMSL

[morningpaper]

MY thread wasn't a hoax.

I am a shaven raven

Everyone always thinks my threads are hoaxes.

I nearly started one yesterday called HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MASTURBATE WHEN I'VE GOT SPD AND IT MAKES MY HIPS FALL OUT? but I realised it was too unspeakable.

[NomDePlume]

Dontcha mean shaven raver, mp ?!

[NomDePlume]

with a shaven haven.

[morningpaper]

shaven raver that's better!