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Erm Farting!

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mumtochloe Mon 24-Jan-05 16:02:52

Was walking home from work today and felt a bit windy so I thought I would let out a long silent one. All good so you think but a couple of teenage girls started laughing hysterically afterwards.

Do you think my bum was steaming??!!

SPARKLER1 Mon 24-Jan-05 16:05:40

I reckon it was. It's bloody cold today - any warmth in that air would give off steam. How embarassing!!!

SPARKLER1 Mon 24-Jan-05 16:06:09

woodpops Mon 24-Jan-05 16:06:16

LOL, are you sure there was no nose??

woodpops Mon 24-Jan-05 16:06:34

I meant noise

starlover Mon 24-Jan-05 16:06:38

i have no idea, but the thought made me laugh, so thanks!!!

oatcake Mon 24-Jan-05 16:09:24

pmsl! After being paranoid about this in my teenage years, my bestfriend and I did an experiment and I can confirm that you would not get steam getting through your clothes on a cold day!

Don't want to make you paranoid, but might they have been laughing at something else? unseen bogey? smudged lippy?

woodpops Mon 24-Jan-05 16:17:59

sKIRT TUCKED IN KNICKERS.

HeyEnidYouveLostWeight Mon 24-Jan-05 16:19:18

give-away odour?

Fran1 Mon 24-Jan-05 16:22:08

I reckon it was the smell!

DillyDally Mon 24-Jan-05 16:30:33

On a vaguely related topic, does having had tearing during birth increase the likelihood of non bum farts

oatcake Mon 24-Jan-05 16:35:00

fanny farts? shouldn't think so because things should heal to the state they were prior to childbirth, but another interesting point! which reminds me of a crude joke I remember from working with men 15 years ago... Ahh, the base ones are always the best (giggling away now...)

Hausfrau Mon 24-Jan-05 16:36:45

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SoupDragon Mon 24-Jan-05 16:38:54

"things should heal to the state they were prior to childbirth" yeah, right!! Are you telling me your bits are in the same shape they were prior to you pushing a melon through them?

oatcake Mon 24-Jan-05 16:41:18

Yep. Hence the very safe word "SHOULD" Use it in all my essays!

Seriously though, I think it is an intersting point that dillydally made and one that is worth investigating in class... will let you know!

DillyDally Mon 24-Jan-05 16:41:49

I am sooo glad that no-one knows me in real life
Oh the shame.

SoupDragon Mon 24-Jan-05 16:42:28

I would say it's more dependent on whether you've done your pelvic floor exercises than whether you tore or not.

oatcake Mon 24-Jan-05 16:43:25

yes agree. can't stop laughing at this thread.

Flossam Mon 24-Jan-05 16:43:58

Dp said he wouldn't know any different, and the midwife showed him all my stitches!!!

lou33 Mon 24-Jan-05 16:46:22

How many of us are now sitting at the pc doing our pelvic floor exercises?

SoupDragon Mon 24-Jan-05 16:46:40

OK everyone, squEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEze!

We'll have no one PTSL on this thread.

DillyDally Mon 24-Jan-05 16:46:59

<Sticks Hands up>
Yes Miss Lou33

lou33 Mon 24-Jan-05 16:58:39

me too

SPARKLER1 Mon 24-Jan-05 20:59:08

I must not laugh - will take the risk of wetting myself if I do!

pinkdiamond Mon 24-Jan-05 21:04:29

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