How to get rid o f a cow from your garden if you have not got a football to hand

[jasper]

Hose it with the pressure washer you are using on your car. That's what I did , just as the farmer came round the corner looking for his missing cow.

[JanH]

And did he take the hose from your hand and continue to aim it at the cow, or turn it on you?

[sansouci]

My problem is cats rather than cows. Our garden is a toilet for all the neighborhood cats. I lost my temper with a very cheeky one the other day & threw my heated curlers at it, not having anything else to hand & only wearing a t-shirt & knickers. Dh later ran the mower over the damned curlers & ruined them & the mower. He thinks I'm potty & he's absolutely right!

[2shoes]

if it happened here I would have to use a watering can as we have a hoepipe ban lol

[QE]

pmsl at this thread title!!!

[Piffle]

I'd keep it na d hold it too ransom
Free milk, manure and lawn clearance and bef
Sorted!

[jasper]

JanH he did not seem to mind. He was still pretty sheepish about the fact that about 30 of his cows completely trashed my garden a few weeks previously.

[cheeseypeas]

jasper, lol at a farmer being 'sheepish'. :)