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UptownFunk00 Thu 18-Feb-16 19:53:34

Fancy a laugh seeing what lyrics others have misheard and I love those threads.

Quoteunquote Fri 19-Feb-16 20:05:17

instead of alias all the way through that song I heard the name Eliotand wonder why she was living under a man called Eliot.

Bookaboo Wed 09-Mar-16 17:39:38

Bon jovi - blaze of glory
"Raise my willy hair".
It's his own fault for poor pronunciation 😆

Bookaboo Wed 09-Mar-16 17:41:23

Gosh, I've just realised what a quiet forum this must be.

HawkEyeTheNoo Thu 31-Mar-16 12:04:52

Coldplay - I carried a worm (think it was carried the world)

Kenny Rogers- 400 children and a crop in the field.

The hollies and bus stop - bus stop Wendy, she's there I say Michelle my umbrella. I thought they were just naming inanimate objects, however my mother after much mirth told me it was "bus stop,wet day, she's there I say please share my umbrella"

We are family -I stapled the vicar - still don't know what the right ones are.

Locked out of heaven (Bruno Mars?). - you sex text me to paradise - I thought wey hey she's game!! Apparently it's your sex takes me to paradise

HawkEyeTheNoo Thu 31-Mar-16 12:05:39

Quote I also wondered who the feck Elliot was!!! Bloody good song tho

colois Mon 02-May-16 22:49:27

The Police - I thought "Every vow you break" was "every vase you break'

buckeejit Sun 11-Dec-16 13:16:16

The famous one is Id lang's constant craving as 'can't stand gravy', can't think anything else now. Also knew someone who thought living on a prayer was 'living on bread'

Autumnchill Sun 11-Dec-16 13:24:57

Not misheard but if we ever hear Kenny and Dolly we always sing 'Island Industries' instead of Islands in the Sea.

And Madonna Ray of Light will always be Anna Friel instead of And I feel smile

CancellyMcChequeface Sun 11-Dec-16 13:32:21

I misheard that song by Taio Cruz:

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ayo! Galileo!"

Finding out that I was wrong ruined my enjoyment of the song a little. grin

CaptainCallisto Sun 11-Dec-16 15:01:49

Mum used to have a Chris deBurgh tape in the car. I thought 'don't even fix the price' in Don't pay the ferryman was 'don't pay the pixie price'. When I was about 6 we went on a school trip around the harbour on a little ferry. I told my teacher he had to make sure he didn't pay the pixies grin

Winterc00kie Tue 13-Dec-16 22:57:38

"street light" instead of "street life"
"I hope youve combed your hair" instead of "i hope you comprehend" simply red stars.
"valerie" instead of "out of reach" by gabrielle

sunshineladybug Sun 06-Aug-17 13:56:24

Misheard from The Specials song Concrete Jungle-
“Insects on the street”
I played it over and over again but apparently it was,
“It ain't safe on the streets”

AmyOb Sat 12-Aug-17 00:14:40

I hear all sorts of lyrics when I listen to JBs Despacito.grin

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