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SHOCKING NEWS - Goldilocks NOT sorry.

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:28

Goldilocks, 7 and three quarters, has confessed to MN News that she is in fact not sorry for breaking into the Three Bears Home.

In a shocking revelation made from her home Ontheoutskirtsofthewood, Miss Goldilocks said, 'I don't care what you think. I wanted the porridge. Why should I be sorry for that?'

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:30

Last Spring Goldilocks made a public apology for breaking into the home of The Three Bears and did 4 hours community service, learning how to glue chairs.

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:30

Mr and Mrs Bear have not been available for comment.

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:32

Goldilocks, looking stunning in a pale blue dress, has announced her intention to host a programme on Sky, provisionally titled, 'How Nice is Your Bed, and Will I Want to Sleep in it?'

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:35

In the programme Goldilocks will break into the homes of unsuspecting people, and bounce on all their beds.

'I think it's going to be very interesting, a real challenge' Goldilocks told us last night, 'I'm so excited to at last be putting my house-breaking skills to some use.'

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:39

In a deal, rumoured to be in the millions, Goldilocks has agreed to also taste porridge for the programme.

'I mean I'm not keen on burning my tongue' she told us, laughing her pretty tinkly laugh, 'but I will if the programme requires it.'

Go brave Goldilocks, say all of us here at MN News

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:40

So look out brave MNers, should you go for a bracing walk in the woods before breakfast, make sure that it's not YOUR bed being bounced on.

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LittleBella · 11/09/2007 21:40

It's all very well, but Goldilocks should be given an ASBO imo.

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ahundredmines · 11/09/2007 21:41

A spokesperson for Sky said 'these rumours about the programme are totally unfounded. We are shocked that anyone would think that we would endorse illegal and immoral practices.'

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