come on then...what do you keep under your bed?

[elesbells]

here

[Merlin]

No weapons - just dust!

[newlifenewname]

I have every reason to have something but I don't because that would be like letting things beat me. Bad enough that I am obsessive about door locking and listening out for noises all through the night!

I have a jingly glass lamp that wobbles with the floorboards - that is my intruder alarm.

[AnAngelWithin]

got a drawer with clothes in and a baseball bat

[Tigana]

I suppose I could wallop an intruder over the head with a roll of christmas wrapping paper!?

Or make them sneeze to death by releasing the dust under there!!

[elesbells]

i have two broken hammer drills (why i dont know, but could be used as a weapon in an emergency if necessary i suppose) a suitcase of old clothes and an odd sock. who does these surveys? and why am i not ever asked? is it those people who keep stopping you in shopping centres with clipboards?

[curiouscat]

condoms (new ones that is)

[Imawurzel]

nothing it's too close to the floor, but in the spare room, that ones got 4 drawers .
1)duvet covers
2)DH 'stuff' ie,golf balls,a car steroe, god knows why!! and other bits and bobs
3)old game console stuff
4) my bits and bobs, pic frames,it's my drawer to hide smaller chrimbo pressies.

[normabutty]

Shoes!!! I suppose they could be used as a weapon

[mumofSlytherinsmonsters]

DPs home studio is under the bed!! we also have the ironing box and a box of my old dancing shoes

[Tanee58]

'Toys' .... and lots of clumps of cat hair...

[eldestgirl]

I used to keep an enormous spanner in my bedside drawer for whacking any intruder, but that was when we lived in a bungalow.

[TenaLady]

two mattresses from my french home and all my hair bits and bobs in a basket.

[pyjamaqueen]

Nothing - it's a divan so there's no room.

[JARM]

Dust!

[ChudleyMintonCanons]

dust, old tissues (yuck), polly pocket's shoes,

[auntyspan]

We've just moved house so we're sleeping on the floor (on a mattress).... ordinarily just lots of dust, a few earplugs and some of DP's random dusty trainers.

[MuffinMclay]

Shoes, empty box that should contain said shoes, dust, books.
No baseballs bats or other weapons though.

[peachypie]

Johnny Depp, poor lamb he is going to develop asthma with all the dust under there. >Note hoover under bed

[ThursdayNext]

Have baseball bat amongst the dust
DP threatened intruder with it when he lived in a dodgy flat in Glasgow many moons ago
Burglar ran away terrified

[AnAngelWithin]

so im the only thug on here?!?

[nutcracker]

I moved my bedroom furniture around the other day, and OMG, the dust under my bed was awful.

[lljkk]

Wrapping paper, nice shoes, dirty laundry, (pet) rat droppings.

[lljkk]

Maybe I could throw the rat droppings at an intruder?

[LazyLineLegilimens]

Spare duvets. We seem to have a lot of them.