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God, I can't stand Christina Adone - really hope she fails her test...

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Tinker Wed 20-Jun-07 13:16:41

here

She annoys me so much even looked up the stats to show she's wrong here

<<She is wrong isn't she? Worried I'm losing it a bit in a Dennis Leary kind of way>>

Aitch Wed 20-Jun-07 13:20:17

she's got a daddy fixation a mile wide. not enough attention cos of her wee bro. i feel for her a bit.

Dogsby Wed 20-Jun-07 13:20:52

dennis leary

swoon

Tinker Wed 20-Jun-07 13:22:36

Only a bit though Aitch

Aitch Wed 20-Jun-07 13:31:56

only a wee bit, tbh. papa, i want to drive just like you... papa, please put down that boody oil and give me some attention...

Aitch Wed 20-Jun-07 13:32:06

bloody oil...

hippipotami Wed 20-Jun-07 13:46:11

I read that as body oil, which gave your sentence a whole different slant

TheArmadillo Wed 20-Jun-07 13:48:03

I thought Britain had the lowest number of deaths on the road of any European country.

And we all know the Italians are renowned for their driving skills

Surely it is finding a instructor you get on with whatever their nationality.

ViciousSquirrelSpotter Wed 20-Jun-07 13:49:19

I gave up after the first sentence "papa I want to drive like you"

Please.

Aitch Wed 20-Jun-07 13:53:34

ROFL, hippo. that's another column entirely.

hippipotami Wed 20-Jun-07 17:16:40

MrsMar Wed 20-Jun-07 17:33:55

Reminds me of that old gag...

Cut to:

computer screens of flashy new car design.

Gravely voiceover: Designed by computer...

Cut to:

High tech car factory with lots of swishy machines.

Gravely voiceover: Built by robots...

Cut to:

Mangled wreckage of car on road...

Gravely voiceover: Driven by Italians.



(and I'm half Italian, married to an Italian!)

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