Private Eye - funny piece re you know who

[bluesky]

Page 20 in this weeks Private Eye ....

has her following a timed routine that involves getting up and logging on here!

[oliveoil]

fabulous

will have a look today

titter

[IdrisTheDragon]

I will look.

My friend writes for Private Eye - wonder if she wrote it?

[jamiesam]

Bump - this is great and made me lol for around 10 mins! I take it I'm not allowed to type it out here???

[Clayhead]

I read this out to my mum, thought it was hilarious

Especially the controlled crying bit...

[SecurMummy]

can you link - I can't find it

[nikkie]

Fantastic!

[UrsulatheSeawitch]

It's been typed out already somewhere (but may have been deleted so type it in again quick)

There is also, on p 9, a Number Crunching:

£40 - Yearly cost of joining Nobody's website in order to access her childrearing advice

£0 - cost of joining mumsnet, the parents' advice-sharing website nobody threatened legal action to get closed down over "defamatory" comments

Idris, can you please give your friend a heads up that the threat is not in the past tense?

[Belo]

Excellent!

[sfxmum]

infantile but

[jamiesam]

oh dear, reported and deleted I guess - nobody else should type it out either!

[CaligulaCorday]

No links then?

[UrsulatheSeawitch]

Have to go out and buy P Eye, everybody (I bought it specially because the typed out bit keeps disappearing )

Lots of other good stuff in it as ever (mediocre front page this issue though). Roll up, roll up - only £1.40, cheap at twice the price and you can get it in Sainsburys.

[SaintGeorgeMarple]

www - report yourself at once. You said the naughty words.

[WideWebWitch]

Blimey, didn't need to report myself, ha ha have they got some auto bot that deletes refs to ? Sorry anyone if I caused you to feel anything at all about anything...

[UrsulatheSeawitch]

Just us witches getting deleted tonight, www

[WideWebWitch]

Ursula, I am very proud to welcome you to my witch family


I so want to type something abusive but won't.

[WideWebWitch]

abusive to you, obv, I don't feel abusive towards anyone else in the world, obviously, no, it's just seawitches I have a problem with.

[UrsulatheSeawitch]

obviously

[fistfullofbanners]

those routines must be so much manna from heaven for Private Eye

[IdrisTheDragon]

I am seeing my friend tomorrow, so will discuss nobody with her .

[Imafairy]

So glad someone brought this up - DH and I were POSL reading it. Also an interesting Number Crunching entry regarding how much you have to pay to get advice on various sites, this being one of them, and the other being..........