Ok so at roughly 3.12pm today (I know this because it's the time we leave for the school run and my toddler is nothing if not brilliant at managing emergencies at school run time!)
My dd managed to use almost an entire roll of Andrex and block the toilet.
No problem, I think, it'll settle and all
Will be well.
I forget this fact until my older dd needs a wee at 6 pm and the water hasn't moved.
I proceed to use bleach, the toilet brush, a small jug that i don't mind parting with to remove the water so I can see if the flush clears it, almost flood the bathroom and I'm out of ideas.
Also I'm a single mum and have no plumbing experience. I would give my right breast for a man in saggy jeans who knows his way around the u bend right now!
So it's now nearly 8pm and the toddler tried to pee outside like the dog (ugh) but peed on her skirt and then dragged the skirt through the house.
Kill me now.
So I ask my friendly next door neighbours if they have a plunger I can borrow and they do but they're jehovas witnesses and keep talking about going to their church meanwhile I think i may need a wee.
So in I go to begin plunger action and it's some weird contraption with a bicycle pumping action, a trigger and a very large circumference and it hates me.
I have bleach on my nice top because I didn't think to change and DONE right now!
Anyone got any advice.
Also did I mention it's that time of the month. SOOOO not the time for this madness!!!!!! Help?!
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Writingdragonfly · 06/06/2016 19:56
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