nosey husband

[mcmum]

my dh is currently sitting on my knee to find out what i get upto on mumsnet he wants to know my password etc does anyone else have this problem or is my dh just sad and untrusting ?

[giraffeski]

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[misdee]

we are all big fat hairy truckers.

[hunkermunker]

Sitting on your knee?! DH would break my legs if he did that!

DH just rolls his eyes - never wants to know what I'm up to on here

[hunkermunker]

Speak for yourself, Misdee - I wax!

[Lonelymum]

Now where's those pictures you were going to show us of your dh's underwear Mcmum? Oops, sorry, I didn't see you there Mr Mcmum.

[mcmum]

he's blushing obviously we just chat about how fab he is in bed !!!!!

[WigWamBam]

Or not, as the case may be

[stitch]

as long as im out of his hair, he dosent care what i do.
i would love to have a relationship like yours.

[hunkermunker]

NOT the legendary hung-like-a-donkey Mr Mcmum?!

[mcmum]

that's the one ! suddenly he is off to make me a cuppa thanks girls. What is it with men we can't do anything and they have to interfere!! anyone else watching hells kitchen ? I can't help but think kelly is waynetta off harry enfield . hope terry wins as am a geordie girl !!!!!

[Twiglett]

snurk HM

[Twiglett]

better not mention Mr Twiglett in that case

not a very manly moniker is it?

[mcmum]

well it done the drink i will say anything for a cuppa of tea

[mcmum]

oops silly me meant it done the trick will say anything for a cuppa

[mcmum]

lockets forgive me as i am new to this are you the lady i was chatting to a couple of weeks ago who was pregnant if so have you had baby yet ?

[mcmum]

twiglett, whats snurk ??

[misdee]

saskia shares my birthday

[fatmomma]

mcmum- i'm ashamed to admit I have been watching and would also like Terry to win. You never see Kellie and Kathy Burke in the same room do you! The nicest boyfriend I every had was a geordie, except for dh of course . My dh also like to lurk (usually behind me & blocking my light) and have a good nose.

[Twiglett]

well in my head its the kind of snorty noise you make when you're sitting in the same room as DH and trying not to laugh at something you're reading on mumsnet, cos then he'll ask you what's funny and it won't make sense when you actually say it out loud

or its a kind of mix between snort and a smirk

take yer pick

(its mumsnet parlance for 'oh my that was jolly amusing')

[mcmum]

lockets , CONGRATULATIONS i think i recall saying that before but there were two mums was chatting to one had another child one was a first time mum which one are you ?

[mcmum]

twiglett, thanks for that . DH has got hint and put kettle on but is glued to hells kitchen I think terry is kind of canny ! and I cannot watch kelly without laughing.