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Why is my vagina (that general area) vibrating??

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idobelieveinfairies · 03/02/2009 16:01

It's really annoying today...it feels like their is a mobile phone in their that starts vibrating now and again.

It's mainly when i am sitting down, i know it sounds really odd but does anyone else get this.

There is nothing left in their i promise

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12StoneNeedsToBe10 · 03/02/2009 16:03

was going to ask if you'd left your love-egg in place

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SheherazadetheGoat · 03/02/2009 16:03

maybe you had a micro chip placed in there by the soviets in the 60's and they are not 'awakening' you to take part in some dastardly plan.

either that or some nerver or other is trapped.

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2009 16:05

A phantom vibrator?

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idobelieveinfairies · 03/02/2009 16:05

I can see where your coming from Goat re..the soviets..but i was born in 1974..so impossible.....trapped nerve eh!....prhaps i am sitting too much then

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SoupDragon · 03/02/2009 16:06

Have you accidentally sat on your mobile phone?

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2009 16:06

People have been sexually abused by ghosts apparently, are you being attacked by a ghostly rabbit?

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harleyd · 03/02/2009 16:06

and you're complaining why??

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idobelieveinfairies · 03/02/2009 16:08

I am getting a bit paranoid that people can hear it...will have to wait for DP to get in from work and see if he can hear anything.

[paranoid]

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idobelieveinfairies · 03/02/2009 16:08

unfortunately it isn't in the 'right' area harley....it's just plain annoying!

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psychomum5 · 03/02/2009 16:09

watch all the jealous MNers jump on the thread asking what you have eaten today, hoping to also get a vibrating vagina.

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SheherazadetheGoat · 03/02/2009 16:10

lol @ hear it. the singing ringing vulva - that would be a lovely children's story

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Hassled · 03/02/2009 16:13

Could it be some, ahem, wind that's trying to escape? The fanny equivalent of a rumbling tummy?

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Clattered · 03/02/2009 16:14

Can you adjust the vibration? Perhaps if you tried you could pick up Radio Four.

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norksinmywaistband · 03/02/2009 16:14

Pressure on a nerve in that area??
?? could you be PG , thats the only time I have ever experienced this

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BCNS · 03/02/2009 16:15

Snap.. I get this on and off lol.. I pressumed it was a funny nerve. sadly it never happens at a good time to be useful

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louii · 03/02/2009 16:18

So thats where my mobile went, although maybe you can just keep it now.

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LowSlungAndOverhung · 03/02/2009 16:19

Maybe it's a mosquito or a bee.

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psychomum5 · 03/02/2009 16:22

could it be over-use???

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Clattered · 03/02/2009 16:23

lol psycho

....or under-use?

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belcantwait · 03/02/2009 16:26

lol i had this a few monthsb ago and posted exactly the same thing. it was EXACTLY aas you describe. it lasted a few days and then went. hth

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psychomum5 · 03/02/2009 16:30

ah yes, under-use possibly too.....making you feel what it is missing

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BCNS · 03/02/2009 17:04

are we assuming this affliction is caused by under-use???.. if so I am immediatly printing this thread off and giving it to DH !

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belcantwait · 03/02/2009 17:47

mine is def through neglect

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MaryMotherOfCheeses · 03/02/2009 17:49
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thesockmonsteroflurve · 03/02/2009 17:51

I am absolutley wetting myself with laughter.

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