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Do you wee when you go for a no2?

(22 Posts)
Judith1983 Tue 16-Sep-14 18:02:49

Im not the poo troll honest! { had a name change for this one}

Me and the OH were discussing this the other evening, not over dinner I assure you!

Basically he was saying, due to him being a male (haha) he couldn't do both simulationsly, more proof men cant multitask, however on the other hand, I do.

Is it just me? what about you?

Jud x

Le1890 Tue 16-Sep-14 18:09:05

Lol! Yes I do.x

Judith1983 Tue 16-Sep-14 19:18:22

At the same time?

nickelbabe Tue 16-Sep-14 19:31:06

yes, that's how it works. you sit down for a poo and you wee, too.

I don't think they do generally come out simultaneously, I think it's wee first.
buti can't see any reason why they couldn't

Bowlersarm Tue 16-Sep-14 19:33:05

Why can't men wee if they are sitting down for a poo?

WiseKneeHair Tue 16-Sep-14 19:33:12

Men can do it, too.

mammmamia Wed 17-Sep-14 09:06:51

I do but my DS (4) doesn't always seem to.

WhereBeThatBlackbirdTo Wed 17-Sep-14 09:13:13

I remember watching that series Castaways when a group of people went to Taransay for a year.

On the island, the composting toilets were strictly for weeing in one and pooing in the next one. I always wondered how they did that - glad it's not just me then!

Judith1983 Wed 17-Sep-14 14:19:15

I think its generally a case of if you have been holding them in for a while they come out at the same time??

WowserBowser Wed 17-Sep-14 14:22:14

Me yes, Dh yes Ds just poos no wee. But he is potty training so maybe it'll come.

Also dh sits down for wees so maybe that makes a difference.

PandasRock Wed 17-Sep-14 14:25:50

dh says that it is impossible for anyone to poo without having a wee as well.

I'm not sure if he means actually at the same time, or just at the same session, but either way he is wrong.

he maintains this is a Man Thing, though - apparently it is not possible to have a poo without having a wee if you possess a penis.

WowserBowser Wed 17-Sep-14 14:31:18

My Ds definitely does! Although like i say - maybe he's not got it co ordinated yet.

I love a good talk about shit.

Judith1983 Thu 25-Dec-14 16:23:52

Something ( don't ask) just reminded me of this thread!

Today/ tomorrow morning must be the biggest ones of the year right? haha

Sure I'm not alone with this one!

Thumbnutstwitchingonanopenfire Thu 25-Dec-14 16:25:48

Not always at exactly the same time, no, but in the same "sitting", yes. I haven't asked the male people in the house though.

Lexie1970 Thu 25-Dec-14 16:44:11

I am going to make my lover happy tonight-

Nativity3 Thu 25-Dec-14 18:00:25

I always assumed you couldn't physically wee and poo at the same time unless you had the runs! My theory was, you wouldn't want to wet yourself while giving birth and doing a poo uses the same muscles as giving birth.
Never weed myself giving birth although may have shat myself once or twice fblush

Judith1983 Thu 25-Dec-14 18:37:03

I guess if you are desperate for both then they can come at the same time? Or is that not the case!

Thumbnutstwitchingonanopenfire Fri 26-Dec-14 03:56:22

Not in my case, no. If I'm desperate for both, the poo usually wins - that comes first, then the wee after. If I'm not desperate to poo, then usually wee first.

ScrambledEggAndToast Fri 26-Dec-14 07:13:11

I've heard that too OP about men not being able to do both at the same time. Don't ask me where I got this nugget of information (I didn't stand outside a public loo with a clipboard) but it kind of rang true when you said it. In answer to your original question, yes, in definitely have to have a nice wee when I do a number 2 grin

Judith1983 Sun 28-Dec-14 15:15:10

Is it me or are "hangover poos" the worst ever? haha

GotToBeInItToWinIt Sun 28-Dec-14 16:15:24

You seem very interested in peoples poo habits OP smile

Judith1983 Sun 28-Dec-14 16:42:54

If you can't be curious on mumsnet, where can you?! ^^

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