Guilty food secrets?

[thechunkymonkey]

You know what I mean, the crap food that you wouldn't tell anyone you eat and love.

Findus Ham, Chicken and Sweetcorn crispy pancakes.

Chocolate shredded wheat with choc chips in, absolutely blardy delicious.

Seafood cocktail or Coronation chicken sandwich fillers straight from the tub.

Greggs Ham and Cheese Pasties.

plus I managed to collect all 6 McDonalds free Coca Cola glasses in the space of 10 days.....by myself. .

[hecate]

fray bentos pies. Take off the very top crust and just leave the soggy 'undercrust' and the mystery meat. slap it between 2 slices of bread .. double

[mankymummy]

crab sticks.
white bread bacon sandwiches

[frisbyrat]

Peanut butter and jam sandwiches.
Linda McCartney veggie "meat" pies (about 40g of fat in one, iirc)

[posieflump]

pot noodles
chocolate spread

[DanJARMouse]

pot noodles
chocolate spread sandwiches (or straight from the jar)
fray bentos pies
tunnocks teacakes
mcdonalds sausage (no egg) mcmuffins

[thechunkymonkey]

I forgot Fray Bentos pies, chicken and mushroom my favourite.

Also a big fan of Curly Fries courtesy of Iceland.

Nutella and peanut butter, always eaten with a spoon straight from the jar.

[ellideb]

Streaky bacon grilled to a crisp.
Crispy, buttery, salty chicken skin mmmm.
Tesco's chocolate cheesecake, 2 portions to myself. Yum.
Bits of crispy cheese left over that have grilled hard to the grill pan/toastie maker.

[sumomum]

KFC

[Weegiemum]

Pre-cooked cheesy mashed potato from Morrisons (not Smash, the ready to heat up one) - sooo lazy.

Egg and chip sandwiches.

[madcol]

Chocolate cornflake cake-thingies from Sainsbury . 2 packs for 3.50. have to hide them from DS and DH.

[muggglewump]

Vesta Chow Mein, especially the crispy noodles.
Chicken skin.
Crackling, DD hates it. Score!
Tins of anchovies, eaten as is all at once.
Salt and pepper kettle chips
Puff pastry, just cooked and then gravy poured on (I eat this far more than I should)
Drinking salad dressing (homemade) from the jar.
FarmFoods Garlic mushrooms, in fact the whole LA diner range except meat.

[thechunkymonkey]

Used to love Vesta Beef "Risotto", when I was a kid, can never find it now.

[verylapsedrunner]

Yes, have just eaten a whole bag of kettle Chips

[verylapsedrunner]

..the cheese ones

[alibubbles]

thechunkymonkey, where do you get the shredded wheat with choc chips from, we can't find them any more and DD ( 22 ) adores them!

[stirlingmum]

Bombay Mix - lots of!

[WhereTheWildThingsWere]

Cheese sandwich.

No, hear me out.

A thick slice of strong cheddar, a thick slice of butter, topped with a thick slice of cheddar, no bread.

Oh and buttercream.

On it's own. With a spoon. Yum.

How am I not 20 stone?
God only knows what my cholesterol is.

[dandycandyjellybean]

As a meat eater (15 yrs ago!!) I used to buy a pork pie and a tub of coleslaw, cut the pie up, throw away meat, then used gelatinous pastry to scoop up coleslaw......eeeuuueeewww! Although seem to remember thinking it was delish.

Also used to take boneless pork chops, flour, egg and then dip in dry stuffing mix and roast in shallow pan in oil. Stuffing mix soaks up oil and is gorgeous - but I used to cut the chops in half lengthways - i had 2 dh had 2. Mine were the 2 halves with the fat on .....it used to just melt in the mouth.

Now, anything bread related toasted with loads of butter, or indeed not toasted, with loads of butter. Fried egg sandwiches with loads of butter, mixture of melted butter and egg yolk must run at least to elbow for full enjoyment. Mashed potato with loads of butter made into a well in dish, with homemade gravy in the middle. Eat from the inside out. Any cold left over take away cold the next morning.

Erm, just realised i've posted loads. Slinks off sideways to drink water and eat lettuce.....

[dandycandyjellybean]

Always run finger round plate if i can get away with it (will lick it if totally alone)!!!!

[maidamess]

Well my dh has just taken the kids swimming so whats the first thing I do once the front door has slammed?

yes thats right, warm up some apple cake, pour Elmlea all over it and eat it standing up in the kitchen.

I'd just finsihed my lunch too.

Can we have a greedy cow award?

[thechunkymonkey]

Chocolate Chip Shredded Wheat was in Tesco. Have seen it elsewhere though - they were selling it in Poundland a couple of weeks ago. Just finished a box today so will be popping back tommorrow.

[candyfluff]

chocolate spread and smooth peanut butter on hot crumpets-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lush

[chunkychips]

big macs
dipping bread/oatcake into bacon dripping or putting it on bacon sandwich
packets of yum yums

[JudgeNutmeg]

Fish finger sandwich. Bread must be white and thickly buttered.

I also love faggots and mash with a passion. [/drool]

[soooootired]

Chip butties thick with real butter!