Any funny divorce stories to cheer me up?

[MSnotMRS]

Been reading and taking on board lots of helpful info and shared experiences on this board and it’s been really insightful. Sometimes life can seem pretty bleak and tough.

I thought it would be cheering and inspiring to hear any funny anecdotes from fabulous divorcees/ newly single ladies who have emerged as beautiful and free butterflies.

As I have been with stbxh since I was 14 I am like a teenager trapped in the body of a 35 year old and have literally not been alone or dated before... I have already disgraced myself clambering all over a burly 27 year old in a very public way before legging it like Cinderella and leaving him in a strip club with his weeks wages in his pocket!! I would love a fun fling but don’t know where to start!!
Plus I’ve essentially stuffed my career despite being highly educate I earn less than a 21 year old graduate and can’t even afford
the tummy tuck and boob job id need to contemplate naked fun 😂

[MSnotMRS]

Oops posted too soon - anyone have any cringey horrific but funny stories to share?

[Firstworlddramas]

Shame no one has added any stories!

[MrsBertBibby]

Maybe they don't fancy being Daily Mail fodder.

[MSnotMRS]

Not been on MN much before - what happened with daily mail do they do their research here and use it to write horrible anti-feminist/anti humanitarian rot?

[ZenNudist]

I think you need to add somethibg to your post saying absolutely do not give permission to share the stirues in the press.

[ZenNudist]

Also as you know divorce is not so funny. Like asking for humorous funeral stories.

[AndAlongCameABadger]

I’ve also got nothing funny to add. It’s the single most heartbreaking event of my entire life.

[MSnotMRS]

Oh sorry was not meaning to cause offence I know it’s not a funny process either I just wondered if anyone had emerged through the other side and could giggle at anything during or after the process. Badly worded I suppose but feel I’m going through a personal transformation as well
As carving up my assets and disentangling my life from a person I care deeply for and have been with over 20 years. Obviously I missed the mark with a humorous tone.
I have found it really hepful being on and reading posts here but sometimes it does feel bleak but I also feel hope and lightness at other times

[MillionWoo]

You might be better posting this in Relationships.