HELP!! My child is addicted to pearl barley??!!

[megamum19]

What the title says - I am at a loss here. Really struggling with a cure here.

[Pagwatch]

Perhaps don't buy it for a while?

[moondog]

So am I. It's delicious. Kids adore it too.

[Hullygully]

It's more serious than that actually Pagwatch.

Untreated pearl barley addiction is well known to lead to effects very similar to methadone and sometimes the ague.

[Catsmamma]

how frightful for you all. Can you wean them onto Quinoa?

[Hawkmoth]

Googled. I am such a knob.

[Pagwatch]

Does one end up stealing to feed the habit?
[alarmed]

[Pagwatch]

Did you google pearl barley
Or did you google I am such a knob

[RustyBear]

Seems like the perfect place to remind everyone of Slubber's classic pearl barley thread. Might even give the OP some ideas...

[Pagwatch]

Euwww.
3rd result was about knob cheese

[Hawkmoth]

Cheese and pearl barley knob burger.