electricbarbarella - Stop arsing about on the shoe throwing thread and come over here!

[Doodle2U]

I've been sending vibes. Has your non layer started laying yet?

One of mine has gone broody for crying out loud - blardy things have only been here 5 minutes and I've got one hogging the nest box and refusing to come out. Blocked off the nest box, so she squatted on the bars - what's all that about then!

[electricbarbarella]

pmsl, not yet but one went up to the nest box at lunch time, the second she came back out i was there like a sht but only poo as a gift and i am not havimng that for my breakfast.

[Doodle2U]

Ah, now see....that's what I was doing with my non-layer. Kept hot footing out there to see if she'd produced owt. Twas only when I stopped expecting to see the third egg that she actually did the business!

[Doodle2U]

Oh yes - I wept and wept.

[twocutedarlings]

Looks like you have another stalker EB

What a twat, you pissed yet love

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

have reported the stalker

[electricbarbarella]

haven't seen her for a little while, a little bit tipsy, I really need to stop drinking.

[Onestonetogo]

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[twocutedarlings]

PMSFL - EB a duran duran fan.....i think not LOL

[Doodle2U]

I think upsidedown has been sniffing glue or maybe sterilizing fluid or some such this evening. Apparently, he/she has a 9 month old. Maybe the baby doesn't sleep so well so what we have on our hands is a sleep deprived nutter and they, IME, are the worst kind!

Right EB, if you come back to this thread, I hope you have a better day tomorrow. If it helps, my 5 year old has been in trouble this afternoon for teaching the whole of reception to swear. So I have to do the run of shame through all the outraged mummy's tomorrow - would rather have a croc to the head any day

[Onestonetogo]

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[Doodle2U]

I've met Duran Duran - years ago, in Manchester. They were jolly nice! My Dad was with me and had no idea he was meeting shlebs, so he asked em all what kind of jobs they did with such long hair

[ladytophamhatt]

EB, you'll know without looking when one has laid an egg.
They make a a right racket, we call it the egg alarm here

[Goober]

I LOVE YOU, EB.
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[Onestonetogo]

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[electricbarbarella]

2cute, I actually am, it is a song that my name is after, Don't tell anyone.