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"i'm freeeeeee!" is it that kind of campimg?

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cod · 15/05/2006 13:23

mn may become a totally different place

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controlfreaky · 15/05/2006 13:24

lucky its a broad church

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cod · 15/05/2006 13:25

no bondgae?

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Jessajam · 15/05/2006 13:26

churches?..Bondage?...I knew it!!

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controlfreaky · 15/05/2006 13:28

is that like bungee cod or what?

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cod · 15/05/2006 13:29

control freaky
dont you rememebr john inman?
oh dear

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LucyCampCat · 15/05/2006 13:31

whatever floats your boat cod m'dear, we're a broad minded lot us campers Grin

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controlfreaky · 15/05/2006 14:13

oooh a real one's come on. i'm off!

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PeachyClair · 15/05/2006 16:18

Can I invite my trannie FIL then? He'd fit in a treat

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cod · 15/05/2006 17:32

you ARE jokiung arnet you

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PeachyClair · 15/05/2006 17:41

No

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cod · 15/05/2006 17:42

tell

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PeachyClair · 15/05/2006 17:47

Well he washes the car in a french maid outfit, walks the dog in paper pants, displays his- erhm- as he calls it 'tackle' in fishnet briefs whenever poss (inclusing first time I met him- he was sat at table in big jumper stood up and- oo-er). Doesn't care less. I am sure it contributed to his break up with MIL, and it has certainly got him a name in his small Somerset town. I think his new fiancee caps his excesses now, but he'll revert to type eventually. DH just got used to it.

remember attending family baribie 8 weeks pg with ds1, very sick, walking out to find him in short girls paper pants with foot up high and tackle displayed to his in laws, in their seventies. Put me off food it did.

he also has alopecia on his legs and uses that as an excuse to shave all over. And display it.

He's scrawny, short and in his sixties. Not attractive.

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controlfreaky · 16/05/2006 11:26

blimey pc. am not often lost for words..... butyou've got me there

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arfy · 16/05/2006 11:28

lol at 'I am sure it contributed to his break up with MIL'

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PeachyClair · 16/05/2006 11:32

Ah, it's just him. Mainly, he's lovely.

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beety · 16/05/2006 11:36

yes that was my favouritye line arfy

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CountessDracula · 16/05/2006 11:36

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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beety · 16/05/2006 12:43

i would live him as my fil

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cod · 16/05/2006 12:44

my unlce wa s cross d resser

wife diwoned hima dn they loved apart till her died of the cnacer he had

sh esaid it was ht efingernails that got her
she oufnd him dressed up one day when she came back early

cousin doesnt know

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cod · 16/05/2006 12:45

ps LOVE that this is on camping

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beety · 16/05/2006 12:46

best sort of camping imo

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cod · 16/05/2006 12:46

hasten to add he was uncle by marriage
no corss dressing genes in our fishpond

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beety · 16/05/2006 18:43

yes cod, i would never fr aoment beleive that that sort of behaviour came direct from your blood line Grin

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