My Mother in law wants me to rub tomato sauce all over my tits...

[notbeingfunny]

... and tell ds that "mummy's boobies are owey now so no more milkies for ds".

Obviously she is barking. Obviously I have no intention of putting condiments on my norks.

I don't even want to wean ds. He's only 15 months.

But, Mil insists it is a well known 'technique' for encouraging children to wean off the breast. Really?? This cannot be true. Tell me she made it up, and that no one in the history of lactation has ever actually done this.

[deepdarkwood]

never heard of it.

Surely if you wanted to put them off, you'd run mustard or chilli jam or something - tomato sauce is the one thing that 99% of children eat with enthusiasm!

Disclaimer: I do not recommend rubbing chilli jam anywhere.

[Habbibu]

Eww. Not a conversation I'd want to have with anyone, least of all a MIL. Bonkers. and possibly counterproductive, as deepdarkwood says...

[littleducks]

It is sort of known and does work to a degree, i know that in pakistan some women put henna on their breast and say bfing milk is finished. Just to make breasts look different (like when you serve their fav dish looking different an d they refuse to eat it)

But if you dont want to stop dont worry about it, although how did conversation arise?

[SammyK]

weird.

[5inthebed]

She sounds barking mad!

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Oh dear god I read the title as "my mother in law wants to rub tomato sauce all over my tits" kinky

[tkband3]

I read 'MIL wants me to rub tomato sauce all over her tits' [eewww]

[ZacharyQuack]

What a daft idea, you'll ruin your bras.

Tell her that you've tried it with chocolate and your DH, but it didn't discourage him .

[mawbroon]

Your MIL may mean well, but really she is a loon.

I think the practice of using chilli or marmite is one of the cruelest ways to wean a child.

you could either try to educate her about breastfeeding, or just ignore her and hope she goes away!!!

[pseudoname]

yes she is barking.

ask her if she recommends using condiments for any other activities besides eating.

[charleymouse]

I have a friend who used lemon juice.

[notbeingfunny]

Now, you see, from what I understood (which, I admit may be slightly limited due to my habit of covering my ears and shouting "LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU" whenever mil wants to chat about my breasts) I thought it was more about appearance than taste. Make your boobs red so they look different, rather than cover them in lemon juice or sweet chili dipping sauce to put the child off.

[mawbroon]

Well, even if she did mean that, it's still barking!!!

[LovingtheSilverFox]

I was actually laughing until I realised that it was serious! In the summer if you rubbed ketchup on your boobs there would be a swarm of flies chasing you down the road!

Tell your MIL to keep her nose out of your boobs. IYSWIM !

[pigletmania]

oooh sounds a bit saucy.

[Mamazon]

what on earth is she taking?

what an odd suggestion

[ben5]

oh what a laugh!!!!! she is barking!! bf your child till he is happy with ketchup and chips!!!

[Habbibu]

Oh, second Zachary's suggestion - that ought to stop her in her tracks...

[FlyMeToDunoon]