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StormInanEcup Tue 29-Jul-08 22:12:44

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chipmonkey Tue 29-Jul-08 23:14:10

LOL! That reminds me of when ds2 started school. He came home one day and said "Mammy, my teacher says I have a skeleton inside me"
I said "Yes, your teacher's right, you do"
He looked very perturbed and said
"How did he get in there?"

StormInanEcup Tue 29-Jul-08 23:59:07

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CrushedRaspberryDungarees Wed 30-Jul-08 00:02:42

Oh you have write these things down! I'm sure there will be more, he sounds wonderful.

My ds comes out with things like this and I regret not keeping a record.

KerryMum Wed 30-Jul-08 00:05:47

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chipmonkey Wed 30-Jul-08 00:08:46

probably hiding the sharp ones wouldn't go amiss either!grin

Ellbell Wed 30-Jul-08 00:08:58

Not quite the same thing, but need to share a classic from dd2.

We were talking about breast milk and cow's milk and how we drink cow's milk but really cow's milk is intended for calves and mummy's milk is intended for human babies, and how she used to drink mummy's milk when she was little, etc. etc., when suddenly she piped up:

"I know how to make cole-slaw!"

So I said, "Well, that's nice, but you don't make cole-slaw with milk" (bearing in mind that this had started as a conversation about what ladies' boobies were for and not a conversation about cooking). And she replied, in a long-suffering voice:

"I know. I was changing the subject."

Ellbell Wed 30-Jul-08 00:10:17

PS, sorry, meant to say... perhaps sleep in a cycle helmet just in case, Storm. grin

StormInanEcup Wed 30-Jul-08 00:16:21

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KerryMum Wed 30-Jul-08 00:17:42

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Ellbell Wed 30-Jul-08 00:18:21

LOL, bless. If he becomes the UK's leading neurosurgeon, you'll know that MN knew about it first!

pillowcase Wed 30-Jul-08 00:33:09

ah lads ye have me crying from laughing here

chipmonkey Wed 30-Jul-08 01:22:51

PMSL at Ellbell's dd2!

RuffleTheAnimal Wed 30-Jul-08 01:26:25

grin at all the funny kids on this thread.

i never remember the classic lines. wish i could be arsed to write them down.

StormInanEcup Wed 30-Jul-08 10:22:03

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KT14 Wed 30-Jul-08 10:35:52

BIL said to my nephew, "Alfie, your pants are on back to front," to which he replied, "no daddy, my willy is on the wrong way round" Can't wait until my DS' start coming out with this kind of stuff!!

mamadiva Wed 30-Jul-08 10:48:53

PSML at KT14's nephew. That's classic.

I have one rather disturbing/possibly offensive story but I shan't tell it LOL.

ClareVoiant Wed 30-Jul-08 10:59:33

Lol at these stories :-) i was having a chat with ds (nearly 3) yesterday about how life was different before he was born and how we could do stuff and we didn't worry about money. I said to him jokingly "things are different now because your very expensive". "mummy, people shouldn't touch me mummy", i said "why not?". "mummy, people shouldn't touch me, if i'm spensive".

StormInanEcup Wed 30-Jul-08 18:39:30

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