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For sale....9 yr old girl

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hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:14:36

Driving me mad and it's not even the holidays! She just has to push every single boundary, argue every single point, she's selfish, obnoxious and a pain in the butt. I really despair as to what to do with her.

She is however house trained, can empty bins, tidy up after herself(in theory anyway), bright, very intelligent and far to articulate for a girl of her age. Any takers?

DangerousBeans Thu 19-Jul-07 21:15:48

Would you consider a swap for a boy?

yogimum Thu 19-Jul-07 21:17:42

my brother and sister both have girls and said I should be thankful I'd had a boy
both their girls are 13 going on 18!

DrunkenSailor Thu 19-Jul-07 21:18:07

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hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:18:55

YES, YES, YES! as a mother of three girls- two are as hormonal as hell and the third can be a pain as well, I would gladly swap for a boy! How old?!!

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:21:08

DS I would give her away. I think.

DangerousBeans Thu 19-Jul-07 21:24:23

11 or 9 - take your pick!

KerryMumbledore Thu 19-Jul-07 21:28:37

I've got two boys on offer.

FREE TO GOOD HOME!

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:30:22

DB, I say the 11 yr old, unfortunmatly DH doesn't agree and wants the 9 yr old. So, how about a compromise? both your boys for her? I think I get the better deal

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:31:15

Kerry, I am only willing to do a swap. She quite petite so would cost much to post either!

DangerousBeans Thu 19-Jul-07 21:31:16

<<searches on ebay for cheap courier>>

DrunkenSailor Thu 19-Jul-07 21:32:21

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onlyjoking Thu 19-Jul-07 21:32:50

ok i will swop i have twin girls 13, don't all rush at once

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:35:09

OI, only jocking, I've still got a 12 yr old and a 6 yr old to get rid of yet. Do you think we could get rid of all four together?

onlyjoking Thu 19-Jul-07 21:37:51

i have DS who is 10 too, i could do them as a package, please agree before you view my profile

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:42:16

Ok only joking, I'll have your DS and also dangerousbeans DS's. 3 boys are sure to be easier work than 3 girls aren't they?

<< hp sits rocking in the corner hoping that they would be easier>>

DB have you found that courier yet?

southeastastra Thu 19-Jul-07 21:44:06

you can have my 5 year old, i'm keeping the 13 year old one, he only needs chocolate and is dead easy to keep

onlyjoking Thu 19-Jul-07 21:44:19

just off to parcel him up.
TIP, stock up on sleep whilst you can, he only needs 4 hours

SleeplessInTheStaceym11House Thu 19-Jul-07 21:46:35

anyone fancy a girl 2.8yo????

pleeeeaaasssseeee!!

might swap for a 7-11 yo boy if house trained!

HermionesPatronus Thu 19-Jul-07 21:46:39

i will gladly give my dd away for free!!

GOD does she think she is IT grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mine is 12 though henni so sadly you have a way to go yet!!

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:47:03

Whoa whoa, four hours sleep. I'll let DH deal with him then.

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:48:44

Hermionespatronus, I've already got a twelve yr oldgirl I do not need another one!

hennipenni Thu 19-Jul-07 21:49:26

Sea, a lad after my own heart

southeastastra Thu 19-Jul-07 21:52:37

he also needs to be fed crisps at midnight, that's all really

onlyjoking Thu 19-Jul-07 21:52:57

what you really need are twin girls

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