Let's guess. How long will it take my DD to pick up crisps from her bedroom floor.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

She's 2. She's managed to spread them around even more since asked to tidy up. Tears and head shaking 'noooo!'. Now she's in the window sill.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

That has been 15 minutes. In the meantime, we discovered a poo so I thought she was distracted by that in her nappy but nothing has changed since I cleaned her bottom. The tears, oh the tears .

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

20 minutes + the picking up time .

[OhYouBadBadKitten]

Have you tried getting a stop watch and offering to see how fast she can do it? Or you could race each other to see who can pick up the most (and you only pick up 3). Sometimes 2 years olds need coming at sideways.