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to think that Bathsheba should be shot at dawn???

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IneedacleanerIamalazyslattern Wed 11-Nov-09 17:46:01

For the record I don't but she thinks she should.

Bathsheba emailed me the other day to ask if I would like to try a pregnancy body oil she had unopened that had an ingredient she couldn't use would I like to try it.
Lovely I said thank you very much.

Well she dropped it round today and MIL was looking after ds as I had an appointment so she took it from her and gave it to me when I came in.
Now as the lovely Bathsheba drove away it occured to her that as I am 8 weeks pg then whoever took the oil might not actually know yet and she was right.

MIL, by the time I got home had decided that there is no way I would have risked her picking up a pregnancy product if I actually was but hadn't told her yet grin

So now Bathsheba is feeling awful and that she runied christmas as we were going to announce it then as my scan is shortly before but I am honestly not bothered at all if MIL had pushed I would have told her as it is she is not left thinking I am but inside is probably having kittens thinking I might be and it will still be lovely exciting news when we do tell everyone.

So mn jury shot at dawn or late reprieve???

Bathsheba Wed 11-Nov-09 17:48:02

I've ruined Christmas.....

I have...I have....

I should be shot at dawn....

Greyhound Wed 11-Nov-09 17:52:19

Lol! That is funny

IneedacleanerIamalazyslattern Wed 11-Nov-09 17:53:01

We'll put you right up there with the Grinch and Scrooge grin

Seededbiatch Wed 11-Nov-09 17:56:01

Last requests Bathsheba?

JackBauer Wed 11-Nov-09 17:56:23

<<attempts to line up sights>>

<<fails due to giggles>>

Last minute reprieve I thinkgrin

MorrisZapp Wed 11-Nov-09 17:59:40

Bathsheba probably poses little threat to society but I'd like to shoot Sainsbo's product design team at dawn.

I bought their folic acid tabs and have been diligently necking them for months (ttc). My neice was in my room and said 'Mum to be? What does that mean Auntie Morris?'. She had spied the bright yellow, insensitively named bottle of tabs by my bed.

My neice is the biggest gossip on the planet so no doubt all my relatives have been duly informed.

GAH. Mum to fucking be indeed.

MrsWeasley Wed 11-Nov-09 18:01:39

load the gun grin

LeQueen Wed 11-Nov-09 18:03:52

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Bathsheba Wed 11-Nov-09 18:10:33

Here I am, quite new to MN having come over from a horrifically huggy other forum and trying to make friends, and I, without even actually MEETING the MN in question yet, have RUINED her big family secret...

If its any justification at all I'm fairly ridiculously pregnant and could put it down to pregga brain...

Problem is, Ineedacleaner's MIL probably doesn't know I'm stupidly pregant as I had my coat on...

AT LEAST I didn't do as planned and ask Ineedacleaner's MIL if she was a lazy slattern....

IneedacleanerIamalazyslattern Wed 11-Nov-09 18:13:47

Hahaha that would have been soooo funny if you had.
Thankfully you at least knew what I looked like before hand from a picture at least.

Bathsheba Wed 11-Nov-09 18:19:35

Thats how I first suspected it wasn't you and didn't just blurt out "Do you need a cleaner..."

LeQueen Wed 11-Nov-09 18:21:58

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Bathsheba Wed 11-Nov-09 18:34:09

I can't, I can't....I drive past Onnedacleaner's road end about 6 times a day and every time I do it from this moment on I know my car will be saying "ruined Christmas, ruined Christmas...."

IneedacleanerIamalazyslattern Wed 11-Nov-09 18:42:48

I'll be looking for you on the school run tomorrow grin you'll know me i'll be the one with the devestated look and black cloud hanging over my head.
I'll put the tree back in the loft I think sad
wink

(am only joking honestly)

Bathsheba Wed 11-Nov-09 19:09:52

And I'm the ridiculously pregnant one who barely knows where she even is...!!!!!!!!!!!

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