to want to ask my upstairs neighbours if I can borrow their window for 5 minutes

[GiraffesCanRunA10k]

I want to throw slightly past their best tangerines at the flat opposite who have their windows wide open and are blasting some rediculas dance "music" over and over - it sounds very like the tetris theme. I wouldn't mind so much if it was decent music. I don't think IABU to want to throw tangerines in to their window, but to get a better aim I would need to use upstairs.

Alternatively I could blast some equally awful music back - however I fear they may like my choice of awful music, so ideas welcome.

[cookielove]

i hope your kidding, please be kidding?

[Alibabaandthe40nappies]

Why please be kidding? Hideous unwanted 'music' is terrible noise pollution.

Giraffes - splat away!!

[NorbertDentressangle]

Record the ad that goes "we buy any car, dot com, we buy any car, dot com......" and play it on loop VERY loudly and go out for a few hours.

[GiraffesCanRunA10k]

Kidding?! NO!

Would a bra as a catapult help with the aim?

[cookielove]

well i use water balloons, but only cause really i am 5

[GiraffesCanRunA10k]

Ahh thats a good plan. If I peel the tangerines first then that would cause a similar effect upon landing.

I am really getting far too in to this. I feel like a criminal all excited about my plans. Mwahahaha.

[cookielove]

water will do more damage, they make take more notice, or better yet they may not notice at all and then end up sitting in a wet patch

[MummyDragon]

How about using one of those pump-action water pistol thingys?

[GiraffesCanRunA10k]

Excellent plan.

I am off to a BBQ later - perhaps I shall leave this playing over and over its very irritating

[cookielove]

yes and water pistol will be more accurate, dam my 5 year old brain!!!