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to want to ask my upstairs neighbours if I can borrow their window for 5 minutes

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GiraffesCanRunA10k Sat 18-Jul-09 16:42:07

I want to throw slightly past their best tangerines at the flat opposite who have their windows wide open and are blasting some rediculas dance "music" over and over - it sounds very like the tetris theme. I wouldn't mind so much if it was decent music. I don't think IABU to want to throw tangerines in to their window, but to get a better aim I would need to use upstairs.

Alternatively I could blast some equally awful music back - however I fear they may like my choice of awful music, so ideas welcome.

<hums tetris theme over and over and over and over>

cookielove Sat 18-Jul-09 16:44:23

i hope your kidding, please be kidding?

Alibabaandthe40nappies Sat 18-Jul-09 16:45:34

Why please be kidding? Hideous unwanted 'music' is terrible noise pollution.

Giraffes - splat away!! grin

NorbertDentressangle Sat 18-Jul-09 16:46:11

Record the ad that goes "we buy any car, dot com, we buy any car, dot com......" and play it on loop VERY loudly and go out for a few hours.

GiraffesCanRunA10k Sat 18-Jul-09 16:46:17

Kidding?! NO! <flexes muscles>

Would a bra as a catapult help with the aim? hmm

cookielove Sat 18-Jul-09 16:49:26

well i use water balloons, but only cause really i am 5

GiraffesCanRunA10k Sat 18-Jul-09 16:53:07

Ahh thats a good plan. If I peel the tangerines first then that would cause a similar effect upon landing.

I am really getting far too in to this. I feel like a criminal all excited about my plans. Mwahahaha.

<hums tetris theme>
<rocks in a corner>

cookielove Sat 18-Jul-09 16:54:22

water will do more damage, they make take more notice, or better yet they may not notice at all and then end up sitting in a wet patch

MummyDragon Sat 18-Jul-09 17:10:57

How about using one of those pump-action water pistol thingys?

GiraffesCanRunA10k Sat 18-Jul-09 17:19:14

Excellent plan.

I am off to a BBQ later - perhaps I shall leave this playing over and over its very irritating

cookielove Sat 18-Jul-09 17:37:21

yes and water pistol will be more accurate, dam my 5 year old brain!!!

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