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To think toddlers should be banned from

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mshadowsisfab Thu 19-Feb-09 22:07:51

toddler groups.
then mums could drink in peace

misdee Thu 19-Feb-09 22:08:45


sounds a great plan to me!!

MaureenMLove Thu 19-Feb-09 22:09:30

Haven't we been through this?hmm

YeahBut Thu 19-Feb-09 22:10:05

If it means cups of dishwater tea get replaced by glasses of vino, absolutely!

oldladygarden Thu 19-Feb-09 22:11:25

Yes, it would be far better. wink

UnquietDad Thu 19-Feb-09 22:12:12

Don't you have these? Aren't they called book groups?

callmeovercautious Thu 19-Feb-09 22:13:45

I believe they call it "Mums night out". I go on one at least once a month grin

fryalot Thu 19-Feb-09 22:14:15

oh god, i would LOVE it if I didn't have to take the kids to toddler group.

But knowing my luck, I'd get stuck with the one mum who rants a lot about nothing in particular and I wouldn't even have the little buggers darlings to rescue me by covering themselves in paint or something.

LoveaDAISYcal Thu 19-Feb-09 22:15:58

omg squonk, that mum is me grin

deste Thu 19-Feb-09 22:16:04

Well I get where you are coming from. I used to work in a college and we always said the job would be fantastic if we had no students.

mshadowsisfab Thu 19-Feb-09 22:19:21

imagine soft play with kids

fryalot Thu 19-Feb-09 22:20:45

daisy - you were so un-ranty at the yorkshire picnic. That mum is not you <<stern look>>

soft play without kids, now... that would be fanbloodytastic!

Can we make sure there is a trampoline at this mythical kid-less soft play centre as well?

mshadowsisfab Thu 19-Feb-09 22:21:39

Oh yes and ban kids from paddling pools in the summer

muggglewump Thu 19-Feb-09 22:22:03

Ahh yes mshadowisfab but then there'd be wine, overexcited Mums, no pelvic floors meaning there'd still be wee in the ball poolgrin

SimpleAsABC Thu 19-Feb-09 22:24:04


Of course..............

LoveaDAISYcal Thu 19-Feb-09 22:25:35

lol squonk, only cos i was out of my comfort zone grin

soft play without kids is fab. We were last in at a centre when my sis had a party for her DS. Everyone else had gone home and we were gathering up presents etc and we had a go as it was only us and our kids left. Great fun grin

I was following DD around in the Trafford Centre the other week as well....great slides there grin

although i'm a wee bit to go through the rollers blush

hunkermunker Thu 19-Feb-09 22:26:11

Isn't this a thread about a thread and a sneery-ish one at that?

fryalot Thu 19-Feb-09 22:30:52

nah, hunker, it's just 2shoes being a bit daft.

That's allowed.

It's fun, not sneery.

2shoes is not a sneery person, I'm sure that the OP of the other thread would see the amusing side of this one.

It strikes me as more of an "inspired by" thread

hunkermunker Thu 19-Feb-09 22:41:41

Didn't know the OP was 2shoes - not sure how I should've done really, either!

FairLadyRantALot Thu 19-Feb-09 22:58:16


fledtoscotland Thu 19-Feb-09 23:01:48

if you want to sit round in a circle singing nursery rhymes without children for fun, go ahead grin

without DC i wouldnt choose to go to a toddler group. i would head for town for retail/caffine therapy

cheesesarnie Thu 19-Feb-09 23:02:22


i get oh so jealous of meet ups so hush

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