To think toddlers should be banned from

[mshadowsisfab]

toddler groups.
then mums could drink in peace

[misdee]

lol.

sounds a great plan to me!!

[MaureenMLove]

Haven't we been through this?

[YeahBut]

If it means cups of dishwater tea get replaced by glasses of vino, absolutely!

[oldladygarden]

Yes, it would be far better.

[UnquietDad]

Don't you have these? Aren't they called book groups?

[callmeovercautious]

I believe they call it "Mums night out". I go on one at least once a month

[fryalot]

oh god, i would LOVE it if I didn't have to take the kids to toddler group.

But knowing my luck, I'd get stuck with the one mum who rants a lot about nothing in particular and I wouldn't even have the little buggers darlings to rescue me by covering themselves in paint or something.

[LoveaDAISYcal]

omg squonk, that mum is me

[deste]

Well I get where you are coming from. I used to work in a college and we always said the job would be fantastic if we had no students.

[mshadowsisfab]

imagine soft play with ....no kids

[fryalot]

daisy - you were so un-ranty at the yorkshire picnic. That mum is not you

soft play without kids, now... that would be fanbloodytastic!

Can we make sure there is a trampoline at this mythical kid-less soft play centre as well?

[mshadowsisfab]

Oh yes and ban kids from paddling pools in the summer

[muggglewump]

Ahh yes mshadowisfab but then there'd be wine, overexcited Mums, no pelvic floors meaning there'd still be wee in the ball pool

[SimpleAsABC]

YABVU.

Of course..............

[LoveaDAISYcal]

lol squonk, only cos i was out of my comfort zone

soft play without kids is fab. We were last in at a centre when my sis had a party for her DS. Everyone else had gone home and we were gathering up presents etc and we had a go as it was only us and our kids left. Great fun

I was following DD around in the Trafford Centre the other week as well....great slides there

although i'm a wee bit too....er....portly to go through the rollers

[hunkermunker]

Isn't this a thread about a thread and a sneery-ish one at that?

[fryalot]

nah, hunker, it's just 2shoes being a bit daft.

That's allowed.

It's fun, not sneery.

2shoes is not a sneery person, I'm sure that the OP of the other thread would see the amusing side of this one.

It strikes me as more of an "inspired by" thread

[hunkermunker]

Didn't know the OP was 2shoes - not sure how I should've done really, either!

[FairLadyRantALot]

lol

[fledtoscotland]

if you want to sit round in a circle singing nursery rhymes without children for fun, go ahead

without DC i wouldnt choose to go to a toddler group. i would head for town for retail/caffine therapy

[cheesesarnie]

bliss

i get oh so jealous of meet ups so hush