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smokers should be shot with an unsharpened pencil

(14 Posts)
Tortington Wed 01-Oct-08 14:15:12

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ComeOVeneer Wed 01-Oct-08 14:16:01

He he.

ladytophamhatt Wed 01-Oct-08 14:16:30

excluding yourself custy, surley??

SheSellsSeashellsByTheSeashore Wed 01-Oct-08 14:16:35

id rather be elecrocuted. sounds less painfull grin

ComeOVeneer Wed 01-Oct-08 14:17:28

Is that some sort of torture invovling a croc perhaps? grin

lal123 Wed 01-Oct-08 14:17:30

<--- lines up patiently

wahwah Wed 01-Oct-08 14:19:39

Shot to death, or just injured? Cigarettes, pipes and cigars? I need detail to decide.

Simplysally Wed 01-Oct-08 14:26:47

This might explain the outcome of the Battle of Hastings. Evidently King Harold was lighting up and someone objected to smokers grin so they shot him.

Obviously pencils hadn't been invented then.

cheshirekitty Wed 01-Oct-08 15:56:28

Maybe they should be boiled in a vat of nicotine.

FabioAsGoodAsItGets Wed 01-Oct-08 15:57:52

I think they should be given free money off the government, and an allowance for pipe cleaners and ashtrays and that.

DisasterArea Wed 01-Oct-08 15:58:07

as should eaters and drinkers. although would sharpen the pencil for anyone who ever drinks anything.

SaintRiven Wed 01-Oct-08 15:58:46

how does one shoot a pencil?

DisasterArea Wed 01-Oct-08 16:02:13

through a blow pipe. hae a range of about 3 miles if correctly blown. get a really good effect if take a large drag of fag first then fire out pencil in plume of smoke.

VineGOREDtits Wed 01-Oct-08 16:05:42

Just poke lit ciggies in their eyes so they cant find where they put the packet, or their money to buy more

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