to think DH should bugger off and stop reading my MN posts!

[PeaMcLean]

Yes, you!

[PeaMcLean]

Doesn't it bother anyone else?

I'm not posting any vaguely interesting but he's recently started reading them. And quoting things back to me.

It feels rather intrusive!

[hecate]

Yes bugger off!

I feel your pain Pea. My sister keeps asking me what my MN name is. I won't tell her, but she's searching for me on here. I am seriously planning to deregister and ask for all my posts to be deleted because there is lots I do NOT want her to read! I just need to pluck up the courage to leave you all!

IT IS NOT NICE, MR PEA!!! Stop it at once.

[differentID]

oi, bugger off! give her some peace!
did that help at all?

[theinsider]

Change your name and don't tell him. That'll stump him.

[differentID]

you'd better not leave hecate!

[FabioBigBangBlackHole]

Is it you that has the dh with the micro penis and smelly feet, who shouts "COLIN FUCK ME NOW BITCH" in his sleep and likes you to do him up the bum with a butternut squash?

[PeaMcLean]

But if I change my name won't it still come up in Threads i'm on?

[PeaMcLean]

Tsk, Fabio! That was in the strictest confidence!

[EachPeachPearMum]

Haha- yes, I hate it too- not because I say anything I don't want him to hear (see?), but because its just bloody annoying!

He always asks crappy questions like whats such and such mean, whos that person etc Gah! Just get back to your own fora Mr!

[hecate]

But you can only get Threads I'm on if you are logged in. So is he logging in? If so, change your password and then he can't.

[FabioBigBangBlackHole]

hecate do NOT leave

the traditional answer to such question is "I'm called cod"

[GodzillasBumcheek]

Besides a recent thread of mine i wouldn't mind at least some interest being taken...instead of him treating MNopinions as not counting since they are 'not real'.

But shoulder surfing is just rude.

[AbstractMouse]

I agree, I woke up one morning and walked into the front room, dd(4) was dying to tell me that "Daddies been on Mumsnet" lol. Love the fact that dd grassed him up, his explanation was that the thread was open from last night (it wasn't) and he'd had a quick skim .

I'm not really that bothered that I'd start an argument, but I am tempted to leave cryptic messages just in case he is watching (BigBrother emoticon)

[PeaMcLean]

LOL I don't think this is very cryptic is it?

[solidgoldbrass]

Hey, all you small-dicked wonders out there spying on your wives! Haven't you got some masturbation to catch up on while she's on MN?