to tell dp we've been burgled?

[BroccoliSpears]

Rather than admit that we really have made THIS MUCH mess since he left for work this morning?

[Uriel]

YANBU.

Alternatively, you fought off an alien invasion?

[Ronaldinhio]

A bomb has hit the place?
YANBU

[BarbieLovesKen]

damnit!!! why didnt I think of this before??

YANBU

[TheSmallClanger]

Crazed African buffalo, now caught and removed by the RSPCA?

[Nagapie]

Just feign surprise ... 'Mess?? Where?? '

[BroccoliSpears]

Oh some excellent ideas here.

[MatNanPlus]

LOL Nagapie personal favourite

[hockeypuck]

You mean it wasn't done by Zombies as you fended off their attack?