To take revenge on DP?

[ThomasRichard]

He’s out really late and left me all alone (with DC and hamsters but still...). AIBU to get the Easter egg I bought him out of my Brexit stockpile cupboard and eat it? It’s Lindor if that makes a difference.

[MitziK]

Hell, yeah. Eat all the icecream and his special snacks, too.

[TinselAndKnickers]

Eat it now!

[snitzelvoncrumb]

Yes do it!

[OffToBedhampton]

He'll never know.
Replace it with a 99p buttons one.

[OffToBedhampton]

Lindor eggs are only for special people. And even then I expect them to share....

[JRMisOdious]

You’re saving his arteries. Nothing less than an act of love and selfless sacrifice. You wonderful woman. You are very special.

[Birdsgottafly]

Would he treat you in the same way?

Perhaps be honest and say you aren't happy about him being out late.

[Unicornfeathers]

You even have to ask?

Eat it and then replace with two 😊

BTW Aldi are doing a milk truffle chocolate for £2.49 that taste just like Lindor.... you’re welcome 😉

[ThomasRichard]

I don’t mind him being out late, I just need a convenient excuse to eat chocolate.

For the record, it was delicious

And yes I will buy him a new one and he will never know, it being 2 months until Easter and all.

[ThomasRichard]

@JRMisOdious (he is) I’m wearing my Wonder Woman pyjamas too.

[RedHatsDoNotSuitMe]

Brexit stockpile?

Buying Easter Eggs in February?

Only on MN could either of those be considered in any way normal.

You are obviously totally U and completely nuts. But I'm sure you'll fit in here and none else but me would think this way.

[Legumewaffle]

Do it!

DP was being rude to me the other day and I accidentally hoovered up one of his many socks that had been shoved under our sofa. I just left it in the hoover and carried on. Petty I know but cheered me up