To ask wtf are these...

[ItsAHardKn0ckLife1]

And who of sane mind would wear them?

www.mytheresa.com/en-gb/loewe-suede-sneakers-1042843.html

[Moominfan]

I can't believe the price

[Cornettoninja]

They’re hilarious! £300+?!? Someone’s having a laugh

I can imagine some young funky alternative wearing them. All power to them I suppose.

[Mmmhmmm]

Hey there's an extra 20% off if you add them to your cart. That's a completely reasonable price to pay for your new Elf trainers.

[PurplePepperEater]

They’re elf shoes!

[elQuintoConyo]

But...but...a pair of shoes are for life, not just for Christmas! [Fgrin]

[elQuintoConyo]

[Singlenotsingle]

They're for wearing in the pantomime - Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves

[ItsAHardKn0ckLife1]

What have I done

[MRex]

Hahaha, I like interesting boots but they're a bit too wild. They'll look even weirder when somebody's stepped on the pointy bits when you're on the bus and they've gone skew-whiff.

[Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom]

Ffs someone posted about these a couple of weeks ago and they had only just stopped coming up in the ads.

There going to stalk me all over again!

[Hamandcrispsandwich]

I came across that website a few weeks ago and saw some platform crocs! £645!!!

[CallMeSirShotsFired]

Claypole?

[ItsAHardKn0ckLife1]

There are some absolute treats on that site!

Sorry ginky

[LynnLynnLynn]

The blurb about them says: "The unmistakably curly toes of Loewe's burgundy-tone sneakers were inspired by a pair of Moroccan slippers Jonathan Anderson once owned"

Is that meant to be impressive? Who the fuck is John Anderson? I think he might have resealed our shower tray last year. Why would we give a shit that these shoes are "inspired" by a manky old pair of slippers this twat owned back in the late 1990s?

[Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom]

No apologies needed.

It's entirely my fault for being nosey!

[badlydrawnperson]

Why would we give a shit that these shoes are "inspired" by a manky old pair of slippers this twat owned back in the late 1990s?



I suspect we may not be part of the target demographic daaaahhhhling.

[LakieLady]

Is this Jonathan Anderson the Anderson in JW Anderson?

If so, he designs some bloody weird clothes.

[spanishwife]

We already had this thread a few weeks ago.. or am I experiencing deja vu?

[LakieLady]

Here you go

www.jwanderson.com/gb/shopping/rib-knit-hoodie-with-puff-sleeves-13256495

The jumper looks like someone designed it as a joke and the skirt looks like the sort of hippy shite you could pick up for a couple of quid in the market around 1970.

[ItsAHardKn0ckLife1]

Apologies spanish , must’ve missed that one.

Lakie my eyes!

[WhatTheNightBrings]

Free shipping.... yesssss!!

[flossisboss]

Holy crap! Those shoes remind me of that horrible bit in The Wizard of Oz when the witches feet curl up! shudder

[flossisboss]

*witch's

[snop]

Omg, who would by those

[Cornettoninja]

JW Anderson - the shop that charges you the same price for a key ring and a T-shirt (both circ £140).

Do rich people have a blind spot full of stupid and, well, blindness when it comes to fashion?