To burn my house to the ground

[Cadence70]

I got up this morning and knocked over a bottle of fake tan, lid wasn't on it properly and it splattered all over my feet and legs and I now look like a Dalmatian
On top of this, if I went out, came home and in the interim had been burgled, it would take me a few days to notice
House is an utter shit hole and now the bedroom floor and walls are covered in tan
AIBU to just put a match to the whole fucking lot or should I don my Cinderella costume and get cracking?

[FolinCirth]

music on loaud and get to work

[arcticnead1984]

Its your own option I'm afraid....

Go get a Gerry Can of Petrol promptly and start a new life somewhere else.

I sprayed fake tan on my walls a few months back...got paint to paint over it...I swear it took 24 coats and I can still faintly see it...........

[Cadence70]

I'm still sitting procrastinating, I think loud music sounds like a good option, but I'm still eying up the matches

[Els1e]

I would go for a superman costume. The blue tights will hide the dotty legs. Then go for it. One room at a time. Clear the clutter, pack away, redecorate. What goes with tan? Teal, rusty orange?

[picklemepopcorn]

Bleach may help the wall. I got blood off white wallpaper by dabbing with bleach,
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